The Tullamore Dew - a gamers tavern

[Paddy]

/me wanders around with a tray of Oyster shooters

yes Sir, an oyster in a nip of tomatoe juice and a nip of vodka, with two shakes of tobasco

hope you enjoy them

[Mickeyj]

I'll take another Castle Paddy and while your about it can you flick the big screen on to the 6 Nations rugby? What a feast of sport we have this afternoon

[Rommel2D]

Nothin for me thanksh, I"m drivin...

[Rommel2D]

Hmmm, seem to have caught the clientel a bit off guard with our departure. Either that or everyone is too busy watching various sporting events to notice. Should we keep the ferry on a planned schedule, or just see where the tide takes us...?

[Mickeyj]

This oldie seems to be doing the rounds again, very apt i think


Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[Paddy]

Tha party continues indeed

so whats your order this round?

[Rommel2D]

These shores seem sparsely inhabited. Perhaps some music will roust the natives- I think Aqualung might agree that The Tullamore needs more Tull...

BTW- barkeep- do you have any recommendations for a head cold?

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by Rommel2D
I think Aqualung might agree that The Tullamore needs more Tull...

Indeed.....a long-haired red-headed bearded man, standing in the corner with one foot on a stool, belting out medieval R&B tunes on his flute, would go down very well in here

[marcuspeddle]

As long as he doesn't eye the little girls with bad intent.

[Theseus]

Or little boys (... 'formerly known as Thriller').

[Paddy]

and I was only this evening stirring him up on the good man Thriller.... and the crimes of Aqua

[Rommel2D]

Speaking of aqua, can anyone vouch for the effectiveness of this Scandanavian cold treatment? It involves a 4-post bed, a bottle of aquavit, and the brightest-colored stocking cap you can find.

I've been told to lie in the bed, put the stocking cap on one of the posts at the foot of the bed,and take shots of the aquavit until I can't see the cap...

[marcuspeddle]

Yes, death by alcohol poisoning cures the common cold every time.

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by Rommel2D
It involves a 4-post bed, a bottle of aquavit, and the brightest-colored stocking cap you can find.....

......4 lengths of rope, several Nubian wenches from the Three Weeds Tavern.....

ok, I'll shut up now

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by Theseus
Or little boys (... 'formerly known as Thriller').

I think it's time to change that little note. I'm surprised anyone still remembers old Thriller

[EDIT: ok, changed due to popular demand But you have to be an Aussie to work out what it means now Paddy? ]