The Tullamore Dew - a gamers tavern

[Paddy]

Welcome one and all to our gamers tavern

It is hoped that you will enjoy this establishment and its environs.

The goal of this establishment is simple, to provide a place where gamers can hang loose, meet, discuss various games, concepts, tournaments and story lines.

We have plenty of games underway, with lots of chat, this is a cross over place, setup for some relaxation and merriment...

So get on the ferry and cross Lake Tullamore to the Tullamore Dew - a gamers tavern

edit: a new pic as desrved for a great place

- Running Bear Productions

[Paddy]

Guidelines

It is my understanding that this place will not be shut down by the authorities as long as we obey some simple rules...

Be polite to the staff

Keep the conversation around the game

No useless over spamming (we serve great meals, so no need to bring tinned food)

Lots of other things that we know to be standard for a happy community here in the world of Poly

So come in and enjoy, try our upstairs lounge for those late nights / early mornings.

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Meet our two doormen on your way in...

they are more than willing to accept gifts at any time

[Paddy]

Drinks List

We have quite a range available...

including various ales and spirits

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Beers:
Tooheys
Crown Lager
Grolsch
VB
XXXX
Buffalo Blood
Castle
Coors

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Spirits:
Tullamore Dew
Glen Morangie
Black Douglas
Glen Livet (in honour of Conmcb25, we have a special cellar just of Genlivet barrels)
Macallan (a very limited stash for jagjef)
Wild Turkey
Jack Daniels
Cragganmore
Chivas Regal
Bacardi
Glendronach
Haigs Dimple
Hennessy
Galliano
Bunderburg Rum
Morgans Rum
Ballantines
Glenfiddich

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Wines:
McGuigans
Rosemount
Mt Pleasant - Elizabeth

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Liqurours:
Cointreau
Grand Marnier
Kahlua
Drambuie

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Colas:
Coke
Pepsi
Schweppes

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so too we do have a good supplier in Old Man Skanky, so please lets us know you choice and we will see what we can get in for you

order list:

Rickard's Red

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[Paddy]

Menu

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Steaks, mash, mushrooms and thick gravey

Grilled prawns in pepper sauce

Crab meat sandwiches

Mushrooms stuffed with chillies

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Hot dogs and many different sauces

Chips and Gravey

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Ice cream drenched in Kahlua

Deep fried Ice cream

Lamingtons and fresh cream

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[Paddy]

/me lines up a row of beers and colas along the balcony bar

the barbque is cooking nicely folks, the drinks are on the house for this opening week

so get to know the staff and enjoy the place

if you have any preferences on drink or food, lets us know so we can add this into our drink and food lists

/me wanders around witha a tray of drinks

[Aqualung71]

Ah, what a lovely place, thank you Paddy.

I've had a very long lunch today, so just set me up with some Lammies and a Crownie, thanks mate

I'm off to bed soon anyway

[Paddy]

welcome mate

/me brings out a long cold Crownie and a plate of fresh Lamingtons

[punkbass2000]

The ambience is nice, but could you do something about the colours?

No Rickard's Red???!?!!!oneone!1

Guess I'll take a bottle of your least expensive wine

Steak, extra mushrooms, please.

[Theseus]

Double Chivas and bloody steak for me, thanks mate.

/me hands over his Philo/Republic credit card.

[Paddy]

/me passes a bottle of Rosemount Red to Punkbass, and a double Chivas to Theseus

Your steaks will be along shortly lads

* Sasha and Katie bring out a tray of breads and cheese for the each table, while William works the barbeque, cooking up a storm

[Rommel2D]

I'll just have an icewater (Coors) for now- have to go to work soon. That beer list might take some work in itself...

[Andydog]

eeeexcellent. i'll ease myself into the session with a pint of Grolsh thanks Paddy.

And while you're pouring, tell us all a joke to kick off the convo!

[Paddy]

/me passes a long cold Coors to Rommel and a Grolsh to Andy

well did ya hear the one about the motor home?

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

[Modo44]

Nice place you got here.

Tea please.

[Rommel2D]

That motor home incident was reported by a reputable news source a few months back- the driver was suing the vehicle manufacturer for some deficiency on their part. I'd assumed it was in the US due to the frivilous nature of the lawsuit...

BTW- is anyone steering the barge while you're serving, Paddy?

/me slams his water, drops 1 gpt on the rail, starts to row his boat to work.