Iron Civer _Coliseum C_ Thread II

[Mickeyj]

Turn Away

And I'd better get to work!

[Andydog]

me too!

turn away

[Moonbars]

work smerk, blerk.. Save to Andy

[Mickeyj]

Andydog, you seem to be a bit behind the times.............bit like the wombles from wimbledon common......................

[Andydog]

the wombles are wombling, wombling free

--> wimble womble watcher

[Moonbars]

save to andy

[Andydog]

370 AD --> Mickeyj

Still no joke moonbars?

[Moonbars]

Two mexicans are walking in the wilderness. Starving, dying of thirst, one of them thinks he see's salvation in the distance.. "Amigo, Look! our prayers are anwsered, it's a Bacon Tree!" Sure enough, the guys can see a tree with rasher after rasher of juicy bacon hanging from it. Suddenly, as they run towards it, masked men jump out at start firing at them.

"Oh no! It's not a Bacon Tree, it's a Ham-Buush!"

[Mickeyj]

OH no!!!

That joke was so bad the mighty English have decided to declare war on you!

turn -------->

[Andydog]

Really really bad!!!

The Portuguese also declare war on you!

[Moonbars]

Perhaps my joke was.. appropriate then?

Am I to take it that you have both dispensed with issuing combat reports?

[Mickeyj]

No combat taken place as yet,

Maybe this will cheer you up.

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs".

[Moonbars]

Andydog's troops have engaged in some action, but nothing I can't work out from looking.

Save to Andy.

[Andydog]

350 AD --> Mickeyj

No combat yet from the Portuguese, just a bit of target practice for my trebs.

Are we going to bother about reporting pillaging?

[Moonbars]

I would say yes, as I want to count your catapults :-)

I am happy with fairly simple reports - i.e.

Stack outside Lisbon attacks city,
4 trebs fired, inflict 1 HP damage to 3 pikemen (1 miss)
Cavalry attack, kill 4 pikemen, wound 3
3 cavalry die, 4 survive with 1, 2, 2 and 4 HP remaining.

Don't Need:

Treb Fires, misses
Treb Fires, 1 HP to a pike
Treb Fires, 1 HP to a pike
Treb Fires, 1 HP to a pike
Cav attacks Pike - survives 1 HP
Cav attacks Pike - Dies, Pike at 2 HP
Cav attacks etc etc etc

As long as everybody is aware of anything they would have been if watching a SP battle, I am happy.