Portuguese Ambassadors Discover Worldwide Plot To Manufacture Guns
by Rhothaerill (RhothSPIN Press)
In a startling twist, the ambassadors of the Grand Crown of Portugal to almost every nation of the civilized world have reported to the Grand Potentate that these nations are all singlemindedly pursuing the technology of gunpowder.
The Royal Potentate's response to this state of affairs, "Well freakin' heck I only need one of you to figure this out and trade it to me. It's a sad day to be a European nation. Maybe we'll have better luck if we find any natives in the new land we're trying to find."
The Royal Potentate went on to urge the other nations of Europe to exhort their scientists into an original thought or two, "Perhaps there are other things to discover. I don't believe the cap on technology has occurred yet. My scientists have noticed the potential of a printing press to distribute the Bible across our lands and to the new world. As well there is also the potential of a new building called a bank which would store our precious gold for later use, and maybe even help us make a profit. My scientists are hard at work on attempting to determine how the magnetic fields of our fair earth work to better our navigational efforts. We unfortunately cannot spare the time nor personnel to pursue other endeavors, but perhaps other nations would be willing to pursue these potential discoveries in lieu of their all consuming pursuit of gunpowder."
"I urge the other leaders to confer with each other and my ambassadors to you so duplication of research will not become a problem. I also wish to make it known that when the time comes the Grand Crown of Portugal would be happy to trade our knowledge of the magnetic fields to the European nation that does not have a unique technology to research."
In other news, The Grand Crown of Portugal wonders what the monarch of the nation of England is drinking as they have no guns yet and everyone knows it.
by Rhothaerill (RhothSPIN Press)
In a startling twist, the ambassadors of the Grand Crown of Portugal to almost every nation of the civilized world have reported to the Grand Potentate that these nations are all singlemindedly pursuing the technology of gunpowder.
The Royal Potentate's response to this state of affairs, "Well freakin' heck I only need one of you to figure this out and trade it to me. It's a sad day to be a European nation. Maybe we'll have better luck if we find any natives in the new land we're trying to find."
The Royal Potentate went on to urge the other nations of Europe to exhort their scientists into an original thought or two, "Perhaps there are other things to discover. I don't believe the cap on technology has occurred yet. My scientists have noticed the potential of a printing press to distribute the Bible across our lands and to the new world. As well there is also the potential of a new building called a bank which would store our precious gold for later use, and maybe even help us make a profit. My scientists are hard at work on attempting to determine how the magnetic fields of our fair earth work to better our navigational efforts. We unfortunately cannot spare the time nor personnel to pursue other endeavors, but perhaps other nations would be willing to pursue these potential discoveries in lieu of their all consuming pursuit of gunpowder."
"I urge the other leaders to confer with each other and my ambassadors to you so duplication of research will not become a problem. I also wish to make it known that when the time comes the Grand Crown of Portugal would be happy to trade our knowledge of the magnetic fields to the European nation that does not have a unique technology to research."
In other news, The Grand Crown of Portugal wonders what the monarch of the nation of England is drinking as they have no guns yet and everyone knows it.


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