Do we get a cool / sexy Foreign Advisor?

[jadlakha]

Originally posted by tniem


And here lies the problem. If the advisors are 100% useless than why have them? Either make them give worthwile advice, warn you at crucial moments, or simply do not include them. It will simply be a wasted effort.

Have some humor in your life.

[tniem]

Originally posted by jadlakha

Have some humor in your life.

Look I still believe my comment has merit. If advisors are useless than why am I going to have their heads stare at me at the top of the screen every time I play?

If they are useless why is someone at Firaxis going to code them instead of another element of the game delaying release and/or hurting quality?


As for humor, I apologize that I can't add some serious concerns about advisors in a comedic thread. I find many things more funny than wishing that a Drew Barrymore be my advisor.

[Zanzin]

Originally posted by ancient
sadly, no but they could hire one for us..

Yes!! Like the way Westwood do....ie. sexy Tanya in Red Alert

[Zealot]

Originally posted by tniem

I find many things more funny than wishing that a Drew Barrymore be my advisor.

Really?!? Like what?

I think you should give some credits to Firaxis; of couse they're going to make useful advisors! It's just that we're the ones who are going to have to say 'they're-not-that-useful-after-all-Sorry!'


LOL

[Jeje2]

Originally posted by tniem
And here lies the problem. If the advisors are 100% useless than why have them? Either make them give worthwile advice, warn you at crucial moments, or simply do not include them. It will simply be a wasted effort.

Of course there must be advisors, how else could we just do the oppisite to recommended?

What disturbed me most in CivII advisors were the few possibilities. So the same advice just kept on reappearing. (There must be more than one way to say the same thing )

[Keygen]

Originally posted by Zealot
I prefer Carmen Electra!

That could be an interesting job for the moderators .
I only hope they will make as many files as possible alterable.

[Father Beast]

Originally posted by Keygen


That could be an interesting job for the moderators .
I only hope they will make as many files as possible alterable.

there we go, I hope I'll be able to put in my own stuff as much as possible.

There was somebody who wanted a naked diedre picture he wanted to put in as his picture for his civ.

of course, horse wanted to play an MP game with him...

[Kropotkin]

If you wanna see sexy girls, ghostboy I do recommend you to surf on another site, buy som magazines or leave the house and travel to the great outdoors

[Keygen]

Originally posted by Father Beast


there we go, I hope I'll be able to put in my own stuff as much as possible.

There was somebody who wanted a naked diedre picture he wanted to put in as his picture for his civ.

of course, horse wanted to play an MP game with him...

Are they going to make it like SMAC? Only able to alter original files?
Damn, that's makes CTP1/2 still the best game for modifiers...

[Grandpa Troll]

Personally, I would like to see Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, with all that (Drool) makeup on!

[Lord_Davinator]

Damn a really sexy advisor is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy needed

and it wouldn't hurt to have changable ones... you know fire one cause she doesn't....lets say have the right proportions

[SerapisIV]

How about the ability to replace leader pictures, particularly in the dimplomacy screen, with playmate pics? I'd never play a game with so many treaties as that one.

[Inverse Icarus]

yea...

::cough::

::drool::

i believe that... our people... could uh...

could you please put some clothes on until i sign the treaty.

NO DEAR LORD, I SAID ON.

[Zealot]

Originally posted by SerapisIV
How about the ability to replace leader pictures, particularly in the dimplomacy screen, with playmate pics? I'd never play a game with so many treaties as that one.

As Butthead would say:

"Huuuhhh-huhu-huhu-hum-huhu-cool!-huhuhu-huhu-huhu"

[K.J.H.]

Eroticization

DIPLOMACY
Mighty Emperor Julius Ceasar of the Romans, your reputation is Horny, who do you want to meet?
Cleopatra, Attitude=Ready-for-it
Alexander, Attitude=Homosexual
Cathrina the Great, Attitude=Horny
Frederik=Geil, und möchte gern bumsen

ADVISORS
Drew Barrymore says: Well the point is with the foreign leade ... Stop clickin' on that!!!!
Neve Campbell says: Trade is ... did you know I had a lesbian experience once?
Claudia Schiffer says: Well, I'm fine, but I hope you won't hire my husband David as an entertainer in your capitol because every time we have sex, the pigeons want to .. well you know
Micheal Jacksons says: You need more theatr ... hey, is that your kid?

WONDERS OF THE WORLD
Ancient World: Kamasutra
Renaissance Age: Dutch 'De Wallen' (famous red light district for Dutch sailors, founded in the 1600's, still exists)
Industrial Age: Marquis de Sade's Museum
Modern AgeL LA Porn Industry

IMPROVIMENTS
Red Light District
Porno-studio
Condom-factory