Two New Wonder (Semi-Serious)

[red_jon]

#29- Millenium Dome (London)
Increases trade in city by 2%,
Costs 800 million gold a turn

#30- European Union HQ (Brussels)
Nations join together, without choice under despotism,
End of game

[beyowulf]

quote: Originally posted by Christantine The Great on 10-13-2000 09:06 PM #28 U.S. Space Shuttle - Costs 20 million gold to build. Must rebuild every time. In conjuction with the ISS makes it cost another 10 million gold to haul an unpowered module so it can fall to earth so you can rebuild the Space Shuttle and put it back.

#29 ISS - Costs untold millions. Will never be used, but increases happiness.

[Builder]

#31(32?) Apolyton Coffeeshop - Happines +50% Science -50% post-counts +300%

[Mercantile]

LOL builder. Mingapulco, +1 trade in city squares in city built, shield production reduced by 1/2 , possible riots due to lack of posting ability

[Sirotnikov]

#33 MP3: +300% trade -30% income
#34 Metallica: -30% trade +20% income
#35 Marylin Manson: -20% population (kill themselves)
#36 Pro Wrestling: WWF - +10% trade; WCW - 10% science (makes people stupid)
#36 Playboy magazine: +50# happyness, +25% population, -5% productivity (they're busy making population )
#37 Pamella Anderson: -20% to high tech industry (she steals thier silicon )


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Dammit builder, I was gonna suggest the OT Thread but then I saw your post with the cofee shop

[Tiberius]

#38: The "Sylvester Stallone" wonder (also called the Rambo wonder): increases the strength of your military units by 30%

#39: "Arnold Schwartzenegger" wonder: same as #38
#40: "Bruce Willis" wonder: same as #38

If you have all the previous 3 wonders (#38,#39,#40), all military units become obsolate, and you win.

[Tiberius]

#41: "Alcohol": +100% happiness, -50% productivity, random population loss

#42: The "Coffee Mashine" wonder: +50% productivity; +100% productivity after the "Alcohol" wonder; random population loss

[red_jon]

#43- Cher
All the nations on Earth declare war on you (out of pure annoyance) and will nuke every one of your cities every turn.

#44- British railway system
40% population loss (due to dodgy railway food and innadequate safety)
+10% trade (gives the tabloids something to write about)

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...And if the British Commonwealth and its people live for a thousand years, man will still say "this was their finest hour".

[Ribannah]

#45 - Middle East Peace Talks
Guarantees success in peace negotiations, but the peace will only last a single turn. Random casualties on both sides each time a negotiation is initiated.

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If you have no feet, don't walk on fire

[Shogun Gunner]

#46 - Cloning
Instant "We love the President Day" which gives +1 food (more sheep) and doubles city population.