Two New Wonder (Semi-Serious)

[beyowulf]

#1 Bug-Free Version Of Windows - Completion of this wonder boosts research and economy by 50%.

#2 The Honest Politician - Reduces corruption

#3 The Modest Athlete - Increases Happiness



Any others?

[Dienstag]

#4 The Perpetual Motion Machine - Increases production

#5 Tomb Raider - One extra happy person per city

#6 The International Space Station - costs a lot, no other effect

[Christantine The Great]

#7 The Eraseable Pen - Schools are 50% more effective.

#8 Sid Meier - Causes a big trade boom in all of your cities as people try to get his games, only lasts 200 years.

#9 Sid Meier Clone Vat - Makes the "Sid Meier" project last for eternity.

#10 Cell Phone - Increases trade by 20%, lowers population by one point if city has Superhighways.

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[Rufus T. Firefly]

#11. Office Internet Connection: decreases productivity 50%, increases happiness by the same amount.

[phoenixcager]

#12 McDonald's: Increases the effectiveness of granaries, but also increase the probability that you will lose some population every turn due to heart disease. Also reduces movement of troops worldwide.

[UltraSonix]

Oh that's a good one phoenix!

#13 Microsoft Cooporation - reduces productivity severely (bloatware) but allows dominance of the world's computer industry (+trade).

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[Vrank Prins]

quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly on 10-06-2000 01:20 AM #11. Office Internet Connection: decreases productivity 50%, increases happiness by the same amount.

uurrhh, did you know I am sitting behind my desk reading this while I should be working

[Az]

17# Rat-race : prereq. : Corporation... increases production and trade. decreases happiness.

[Dienstag]

#18 Teletubbies/Backstreet Boys/Pauly Shore: The world ends in less then 50 years.

[wernazuma]

#14 Cinecittá: Can be built after Hollywood. Takes over the effects of Hollywood for one turn; becomes obsolete afterwards
#15 Socialistic Housing: City improvements can be built at low cost. Decreases happiness and makes buildings crush after 30 turns
#16 Reality Soaps: Halvens science and productivity but eliminates unhappiness. Renders Lobotomy obsolete.

[Christantine The Great]

#19 Dr. Strangelove - You lose all control over your Nuclear Bombers and Missles. They fire at Russian cities at will.

#20 Russian Doomsday Machine - Causes a rapid viewing of archived nuclear explosions that you see in all Cold War T.V. shows.

#21 The Friendly Enemy - Causes all troops to come out of their trenches in a war and exchange gifts on Christmas. The next turn you are free to shoot at them.

#22 E-Mail - You get a 50% percent increase in productivity. There is a 50% chance that the world's computer systems will be hacked into and cause random disbandings of units, launches of missles and/or causing the AI to get as intelligent as a 2 year old instead of the usual still-in-the-womb. (well, maybe a 10% chance on that last one.)

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[Christantine The Great]

#23 E-Mail Virus - Causes your enemies to constantly get messages that are named "I Love You" in their Chat With Kings box. WARNING: Only build this wonder in MP games because the AI will send letters that start with "I Love You TOO!"

#24 Modern Olimpics - Causes drug use to increase 20% where held.
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[This message has been edited by Christantine The Great (edited October 07, 2000).]

[Az]

#25 : the Lawyer= -50% gold , -50% production
#26 : Starbucks = -50% coffee quality , +50% gold

[Par4]

Hey hey hey hey seattle made Starbucks don't go bashing starbucks!!!!!

I'll let that microsh!t slide...

[Christantine The Great]

#27 Golf - Decreases the effect of doctors by 50%.

#28 U.S. Space Shuttle - Costs 20 million gold to build. Must rebuild every time. In conjuction with the ISS makes it cost another 10 million gold to haul an unpowered module so it can fall to earth so you can rebuild the Space Shuttle and put it back.

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