This aint average: Decidedly average 2

[bobbo008]

wasn't watching these threads before but i really enjoy those stories/accounts/recaps/you have lots of time on your hands, but good work

[HazieDaVampire]

i did quite a few in the last game, but they were only one or two paragraphs and where a quarter of the size of that last one!

[HazieDaVampire]

ok, when it gets to about this point in the game, i begin to plan my next one, and i've just been to see 'The Two Towers' and i've decided to give a bit of fanatsy to this game!

I need some city names for a Dark Lands civ, you could give me a better civ name too!

I also need some for a good civ, i'm thinking along the lines of wise elves maby.

[HazieDaVampire]

ok, sorry that i havn't updated in a long time, got some new games for x-mas!

Is anybody actualy reading this?
Sombody please reply or i'll just stop posting!

1874ad

Turns out that my civ is the richest, well, not the government but the people are. And by the top5 citys list the Italian and Indians citys are the best places to live! They both support each other militeraly so they're sort of acting as one civ, thats if they can actualy trust each other.

1878ad

I think the americans have some kind of plan, they've taken one of my citys with a propaganda and stolen my plans!

1886ad

British Government begins to debate Americas true intentions, Secret plans are being drawn up to prevent American invasion. Nuclear weapons are being created by the Americans and French, British research centres are drawing up plans for their own missiles.

The Missile Defense system is now operating at 80% expected proformance. Radar is being used to track any ships in British national waters. British light aircraft are being used to recon areas that the radar cant see.

:WAR DECLARED:
The Evil Americans have declared war after the British government refused to give in to demands for our maps and access to our gold resources.

Luckly British MBTanks are ready to strike against multiple American colony citys on Euroasia continent (Central large continent).

1888ad
Byblos Falls to the first wave of British armor, the city is home to Universal suffrage and has a large bank full of 1154gold.
The British government is discussing weather a purdging order should be put over the world wonder.

Byblos has much historical meaning to the Americans, its the first major over seas city that they have captured and held through a whole war. But this came to pass because of American terror bombing, this is when the Americans bomb citys of even no militery meaning. This was probubly because of the first time they took a major city (Swazi) The Marines were quickly kicked off into the water.

Swazi Falls to Two waves of British Armor, This has even more gold, 1168!

Giza comes under attack from Armor but holds out.

Airial naval battle unfolds in the south sea (Sea to the east of Britain), American aircraft have been pounding the coast from carriers, not knowing of the British carrier to their north that has retaliated with major strikes, the carrier only has a battleship as escort, and i expect it to die this turn.

British bombers reconed the area where the carrier was expected to be and found it first time, bombers then bombed the escorting battleships to put their guns and magazines out of action, they then turned onto the carrier, while bombing the carrier the battleships guns came back on-line so the bombers have changed their target to the battleships once again but have missed, it looks like it'll be next turn!

Abydos falls, the people were tricked into changing sides by an American propoganda campaign. The Citys vaults had 1182gold, this war seems very profetable (Well, i have changed to capitalist government!).

Artillary and aircraft in Elephantine have been attacking the American fleet around the Italian island of Lugdunum. The Aircraft destroyed two ELITE (YAY!) battleships and a Destroyer.

3 more citys and the Americans no longer have a ground presence here and if they try to invade the British mainland they'll come up against out missile defense system which will probubly kill the transporters and their escort in one turn, and if the local missiles don't manage it i can pull missiles from other places and keep on attacking!

[miccofl]

[HazieDaVampire]

1890ad

Mpondo has been captured by, guess what! British armor, we "Liberated" a stonking 1215gold. The Biggest catch this game, and i think the biggest i have ever had!

I now have enough citys to donate to greece, but i feel that i shall be holding onto them a little longer!

The American carrier in the south sea has turned round and is heading back to port in America, HMS Invincible has also turned its nose to give chase, more (if any) news about that later!

WOW! THE MASSIVE AIRBASE OF PORTLAND HAS JUST BEEN CAPTURED, AND IN ITS VAULTS, 1230GOLD! That beats my record again! The Coffers now have 10,0924gold.

looks like we lost that carrier but we found an elite destroyer, opening fire! Bah, just out of range, i'll do some more searching! Found out that Dallas is in range, so i'm gunna start bombing!

Damn fighter took out my second wave, oh well, Mainland USa is a target we arn't aiming for this war, but we'll get at it soon enough, after taking the Falklands we're trying to kick them off ever bit of soil they shouldn't have, inclueding Russia, In fact i'm gunna start drawing up an original Terrortory map to show yous how every thing was!

Americans lose a transporter west of Elephantine, i have no idea what the units inside will of been for, but they were either planing an invasion of the south west or it was a retreating force from another city, they did seem to be defended real weakly for citys that were taken only 20 or so turns ago and are right next to me who the americans seem to be making a habit of declaring war against!

1892ad

American bombers in Giza have been bombing the British Ye Old Egyption infastructure, rather than attacking the tanks that about to take the city, looks like the American airforce is about to shrink in size, alot!

WAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IN GIZA THE AMERICANS HAD 4 BATTLESHIPS, 1 DESTROYER, 3, ****ING 3 CARREIRS A **** LOADS OF FIGHTERS AND BOMBERS AL BEING GAURDED BY ONE INFANTRYMAN! AND THE CITY HAD 1265GOLD!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THOSE IDIOTS!

Ok, i got a spy into America and he has found out, that thanks to the Giza battle, the Americans now have no bombers left.

AI turn,

India declared war on America, lol
The Italians gave honor to their MPP and have also declared war! India truely are the winners in this game, they found sombody who would actualy help them against the most powerful enemy in the game!
The Americans have a much bigger defensive army compared to me, but i have a much large offensive army!

1894ad

AI turn

I've just realized that now that italy and India have joined this conflict i have the whole of the Italian navy sitting right on top of the American fleet thats been causing problems, now a beach landing of the American 1square island of Ephesus is now possible!

1896ad

Minneapolis is captured and gives us a stonking 1328gold, that beats the record doesn't it?

Ephesus is the only city left around here that the Americans have any buisiness with, and with this being a war, i'm guna kick them out of here, i'm going to try and get a transporter into striking distance of it full of marines.

One of Americas limping carriers was finaly finished off by the bombers sent to look for it, it was destroyed just north of the italian island of Lugdunum, the American presence here is shrinking. I think i'll call this, the Battle for Ephesus 2, since its gunna be the last i take, and America doesn't seem to be able to make a counter offensive other than to try and bomb me!

AI turn

Americans take Swazi thanks to damn propoganda campaign! They won't have it for long!

1898ad

Italian war ships have been spotted off the west coast of Ye Old Egypt, its looks like we've defeated them. Fighters and bombers still search for american battleships that are still in range but they're keeping out of our way now, the American

Swazi is only defended by a riflemen, so i'm gunna get in it, rush a libary, and a temple and maby a Courthouse, and then try to take Ephesus with propoganda, if i cant then i'll just use marines and eliminate the American thread, there's still some nice land on Ye Old egypt that has no ctys cuz the Americans razed loads!

1900ad

First tacticle nuke is built, the British government is planning on sneaking it up to the American capital, and nuking! could you people please give me some advice on weather or not i should do this?

[miccofl]

Does anyone else have nukes? Can you beat them without using nukes? If yes to either question, build more nukes and get ICBM's.

[HazieDaVampire]

America has 4, but i dunno where they have them! I'll pull my sub back!

I got a few more coming soon! I cant beat America just yet, but i can keep them off these two continents and prevent them from doing a full on invasion.

Whenever i get a peace treaty with America i think of it more as a cease fire!

[bobbo008]

does using a nuke mean the AI will retaliate with nukes and/or will use them from now on in the game? I'd recommend once they're ready for peace, nuke them during your turn (obviously) and then get peace.

[HazieDaVampire]

i got a nuke at the south pole ready to for me to dive the order for the sub to head north towards washington DC.

I only have 3 or 4 nuclear subs! And i got a few nukes now, 4 to 7. Oh well heres my notes on the up dating! Figure that i mite aswell post them if i'm already posting somthing!

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1908ad

The French city of Pithom has sworen Alliegance to me. It has a population of 660,000 people. (Thats 11 to me and you!)

American war ship spotted on the east coast of mainland Britain, the missile defence goes to full alert but is told to wait for the Airforce to do their dammage, we don't want to waste them valuable missiles this early.

1910ad

The Admirlty has decided that it shall take some shots at it instead, and they did, they've taken it out. Airforce ordered to do more reconing of that overal area for earlyer warning of American war ships.

1914ad

The Italian city of Hispalis has been captured by the Americans, a large invasion force is on the eastern side of the island, unluckly its out of our aircover but the Italian navy and airforce it doing all it can.
The Invasion force consists mostly of Modern Armor, mech infantry, and paratroopers.

[HazieDaVampire]

1914ad

My spy tells me that America has finished 5 spaceship parts, and has 2 in progress, i have 1 complete and 6 in progress, but they're nearly done anyways, i've gunna focus all of my research and tech trading on these key techs!
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Meeting in Coventry
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Secret Service base

Prime minister (PM) "Good evening Gentalmen. Aha, General Wick, nice to see you could make it here. I hear that the bombing has been intense!"

General Wick "Ha, more on the Americans side than on ours, just as i was getting in the plane i got news that our Italian friends have sunk an American carrier, the bombing will be nothing for some time!"

General Canterbury "General Wick, of what Chapter are you?"

Wick "Royal Greek Artillary" he huffs

Canterbury "Haha, you were supposed to liberate greece but you didn't make it in time and now the french have the land and refuse to hand it over!"

Wick "No, we had been there from some time, the marines took to long to get there to help us invade"

PM "Please men, this isn't what we are here to discuss"

Supreme Commander Anderson "Then what are we here for?"

PM "We are here to discuss the possible invasion of America, now i know it very early but these modern wars go at a very quick speed, a chance can apear and sombody has to decide weither or not we should strike at it. Most of them will ask their superiors and by the time the messages get around the chance is gone, we should make these decisions before we actualy have to, it will make the strike quicker and less expected.

Commander Leipzig "First question, vhere should ve attack, the north or the south? You British say your mission is to free the captured nations, Russia is to the north, but your soldier are better at open field varfare. The Mountains in the north will not be good for your troops, i would advise invading from the south, take the Americans key citys first and the citys in the mountains vill be lacking industry so much ve can just take them very easily!"

Wick "He's got a point"

PM "Canterbury, you and your missile command have anything to say?"

Canterbury "I beleave we could use these new nuclear weapons to nock these key citys out of action before the front line gets anywhere near them!"

Anderson "I would add somthing for the navy, but at the moment its so small"

PM "But its placed very well, we've managed to use everything we have to prevent an invasion and to create our own, please, tell us of your plan or ideas."

Anderson "Well, we could use our navy to bombard the citys around the coast slightly behind the American side of the front line, this will weaken the defenses around the coastline where we can go forward faster, this will mean those American forces in the centre will end up being surrounded."

PM "This still leaves the north/south invasion question well open! We have options, invaded the south and take out the key citys first and the last ones will be a walk over. Or nuke the south ones and invaded the weakly defended northern ones to get a foot hold."

Anderson "Its the first option, nuking the citys may not keep the enemy at bay, its like kicking sombody in the balls, he'll get up again slightly injured. We shouldn't hurt him for a while, we should bite them off so they never grow back."

PM "errrmmmm, thankyou for your 'explicit' discription. But you are correct, we shall invade from the south, but i'm not ruling out the use of nuclear weapons. Wick, your plane is waiting, we need you to take Ephesus. Comander Anderson, you go with him, we need you to help with the defense of Italy! I beleave Heir Leipzig can handle the defense of the British homeland. Leipzig, if you fail at this Britain won't try to free that German land for a very long time!"
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[miccofl]

If you are going to use nukes, use them all and nuke them all; otherwise it may come back to bite you and Mr. Anderson on the balls.

[HazieDaVampire]

1914ad

GOOD GOD, THEIRS 2 AMERICAN CARRIERS IN THE AREA NOW! i THINK THATS THE WHOLE OF THE FLEET! I'll check with my spy to see howmeny carriers the Americans actualy have.

Luckly those italians managed to kill off one of the carrier escorts so its an open target!

Aha! My spy tells me that after meny major defeats the Americans only have 2 carriers, and they are sitting there within my Naval airforce grasp, i now also know that i cannon use my nuclear weapons, because the Americans have 2 ICBMS that i KNOW they will easly use against me!

I'll see how much it costs to steel the Americans plans safely, then i can find out where these nuclear weapons are!

Damn, they have Fundamentalist government. Since its ran by madmen, only they know what they are going to do next!
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Which side you think i am? Good or Evil? I know i'm scheming to use nukes, But i'm also trying to Free those citys that have been taking, i only keep the citys of those civs that took over the others earlyer. But i'll probubly sell them later too. But South America, South Egypt, and Northern france are mine!

[miccofl]

Which side you think i am? Good or Evil?

Neither, both. The end goal is to win...

[HazieDaVampire]

i got 11385gold yet they still won't sell me Super Conductors!

And the Italians are begining to win the fighting on their mainland!

I've been trying to give them extra aircover but the Americans have to meny fighters nocking around and my bombers are no match for them!