CIV3 Limericks

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Think of one and post it Im sure some of you sickos out there can improve on this my first effort!


I once played a game of civ3,
And had to nip out for a pee,
upon my return,
It made guts churn,
To see the whole world had declared war on me.

Hope this is not to lame for you.

[vmxa1]

It was worth a laugh.

[Bella Hella]

there once was an empire called "persia"
i discovered them on an excur-sia
they pissed me off bad
now it's really quite sad
as the world sings their funeral dirge-a

[Skeeve]

Following your AABBA rhyming format, here's my sad little contribution:

Playing CIV 3:

My empire was once vast and strong.
I could hardly do anything wrong.
But then my tech got out of hand
and I lost lots of land,
alas, my 'turns to discover' were just too long.

So I decided to play my hand at some trade.
I knew not a shovel from a spade.
But I managed to steal
a little 'gold per turn' deal
and soon many discoveries I made.

I am now planning on being the winner.
But I fear lack of food has made me thinner.
And the housework's not done,
'cause I'm having too much fun,
And I ponder - How long can I postpone dinner?

It is now the year 2000 A.D.
Nearly the end now, I'm sure you'll agree
But now I've been playing for weeks
and my whole house simply reeks,
I guess that's the price of playing Civ 3!

- Skeeve

Sorry, couldn't do much better - I was hoping to make it funnier, but the dang rhymes wouldn't fit!

[Skeeve]

Originally posted by Bella Hella
there once was an empire called "persia"
i discovered them on an excur-sia
they pissed me off bad
now it's really quite sad
as the world sings their funeral dirge-a

The limerick was good, but I vote it to be the best use yet of the (band) Smilies!!

[Bella Hella]

xerxes, a sucker of c---s
may be dumb, but he's dumb like a fox
i had one turn to go
till i got "radio"
when i heard the freak blast a boom box!

non-persia-hatin' limericks coming soon

[dworkin]

There were some Samurai from Edo
Composed entirely of elan
They would charge pikes, knights and swords
And slaughter them to a man
It was all a part of bushido

Dedicated to some mean mofos some games back who eventually gave me a GL.

[Hail Caesar!]

There onth wuth a Leader, Hiawatha
Whothe brave Mounted Horthemen did crothe
The Americanth land
Till it got out of hand
Now Ronald Reagan ith Thupreme Bothe