"Excuse me sir, but we have a lack of intelligence. The rest of the world seems to have caught up to us and now have Tanks. Don't you think it would be wise to plant some spies to see where the Persians, Babylonians, Aztecs, and Americans stand in the way of forces compared to us?"
Yes. Well, I'm a bit focused on ridding the world of the Greek scourge. Didn't notice. Oh well, do as you will.
"Very good sir."
...
"Sir?"
Yes, what is it? Can't you see that I am busy moving our armoured legions into position to liberate Athens?
"Yes sir, but it seems..."
Well, what is it?
"Well Caesar, it seems that our spies found easy access to the Aztec and Persian capitals."
Very good then. Leave me alone to go about my business.
"But sir..."
What?!
"It seems that out agents in Washington and Babylon were caught. It also seems as if Lincoln and Hammurabi were less than pleased. It also seems that we are now at war with America and Babylon. That's all."
!!!
"But sir..."
Nevermind! I'll handle it.
...
It is easy to find yourself at war. You do not have to do anything, it will come looking for you from time to time. The difference between victory and defeat will often be determined not by what your beautifully uniformed armies may do, but by how your diplomats perform once hostilities commence.
The staged conversation occurs as I, the glory of Rome, am pummeling Alexander into oblivion. Rome is on a continent with Greece and the remnants of Egypt. The Iroquois from our continent were previously snuffed. The other major continent is peopled by the Aztecs, Americans, Babs, and Persians. They are all roughly equal. War never seems to have broken out over there.
I notice that everyone now has Tanks. I also notice that I have neglected to place spies in any capitals. So I decide, Caesar want spys, Caesar get spys. Good plan. The downside of the good plan is that I find myself at war with two more powers in addition to the Greeks.
Rome is a Republic, as it should be. So far we have not experienced any war weariness despite a lengthy period of active warfare in which we have captured many Greek cities. We have not experienced WW due to the fact that we move slowly and deliberately. We avoid situations where we will suffer many casualties. We believe that these factors will keep the citizens of the Republic content, and so far they have. 0 WW after many, many, many turns of war.
Now Rome finds itself in a pickle. The Americans and the Babs will surely send forces to invade Roman territory and bombard our land. Furthermore, they will surely enlist the Aztecs and the Persians. In that case we will be at war with the entire world. Even though Caesar is brilliant on the field and could overcome these odds, we are certain that the citizens of the Republic would grow weary of war.
So how does Rome get out of the pickle? Well... It cost 1 Ivory to get Montezuma to attack the Americans. It cost 1 Spice to get Xerxes to attack the Babs. During the following AI sequence of turns, war breaks out between the Aztecs and the Babs as well as between the Persians and Americans. AI MPPs can work to your advantage
The whole peaceful continent is at war with itself. Aint it great? Now it is unlikely that we are going to see many, if any enemy units from 'over there' near our shores. Thus, although our inept spies dumped us in the sauce, our diplomats saved the situation in short order.
The lesson? You be the judge.
Yes. Well, I'm a bit focused on ridding the world of the Greek scourge. Didn't notice. Oh well, do as you will.
"Very good sir."
...
"Sir?"
Yes, what is it? Can't you see that I am busy moving our armoured legions into position to liberate Athens?
"Yes sir, but it seems..."
Well, what is it?
"Well Caesar, it seems that our spies found easy access to the Aztec and Persian capitals."
Very good then. Leave me alone to go about my business.
"But sir..."
What?!
"It seems that out agents in Washington and Babylon were caught. It also seems as if Lincoln and Hammurabi were less than pleased. It also seems that we are now at war with America and Babylon. That's all."
!!!
"But sir..."
Nevermind! I'll handle it.
...
It is easy to find yourself at war. You do not have to do anything, it will come looking for you from time to time. The difference between victory and defeat will often be determined not by what your beautifully uniformed armies may do, but by how your diplomats perform once hostilities commence.
The staged conversation occurs as I, the glory of Rome, am pummeling Alexander into oblivion. Rome is on a continent with Greece and the remnants of Egypt. The Iroquois from our continent were previously snuffed. The other major continent is peopled by the Aztecs, Americans, Babs, and Persians. They are all roughly equal. War never seems to have broken out over there.
I notice that everyone now has Tanks. I also notice that I have neglected to place spies in any capitals. So I decide, Caesar want spys, Caesar get spys. Good plan. The downside of the good plan is that I find myself at war with two more powers in addition to the Greeks.
Rome is a Republic, as it should be. So far we have not experienced any war weariness despite a lengthy period of active warfare in which we have captured many Greek cities. We have not experienced WW due to the fact that we move slowly and deliberately. We avoid situations where we will suffer many casualties. We believe that these factors will keep the citizens of the Republic content, and so far they have. 0 WW after many, many, many turns of war.
Now Rome finds itself in a pickle. The Americans and the Babs will surely send forces to invade Roman territory and bombard our land. Furthermore, they will surely enlist the Aztecs and the Persians. In that case we will be at war with the entire world. Even though Caesar is brilliant on the field and could overcome these odds, we are certain that the citizens of the Republic would grow weary of war.
So how does Rome get out of the pickle? Well... It cost 1 Ivory to get Montezuma to attack the Americans. It cost 1 Spice to get Xerxes to attack the Babs. During the following AI sequence of turns, war breaks out between the Aztecs and the Babs as well as between the Persians and Americans. AI MPPs can work to your advantage
The whole peaceful continent is at war with itself. Aint it great? Now it is unlikely that we are going to see many, if any enemy units from 'over there' near our shores. Thus, although our inept spies dumped us in the sauce, our diplomats saved the situation in short order.
The lesson? You be the judge.
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