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When it has monopolized your "free" time so much that when you are "forced" to do something different that was such a drag, and you ENJOY it! 
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...when your writing about it at this time in the morning."Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you." No they don't! They're just nerve stapled.
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- When you walk into someone else's house, you wait for the military advisor to prompt whether to "Install a new governor" or "raze".
- When you get out the whip when you want people living with you to hurry their tasks in the house, but fear that you might kill two people in the process.
- When you get into a fight with someone, kick their @$$, and demand all their money, $20 per turn, all their technology and their house in exchange for a peace treaty.
- When you grab a spear and try to destroy a moving car with it. Or go to the nearest army base and challenge the troops there to send a tank after you, so you can kill it with your spear.
- When everyone around you starts to look like Sid himself."Corporation, n, An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility." -- Ambrose Bierce
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Yes, we did produce a near-perfect republic. But will they keep it? Or will they, in the enjoyment of plenty, lose the memory of freedom? Material abundance without character is the path of destruction." -- Thomas JeffersonComment
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When your kids think you are a game designer because they see you "working" on the computer so often.Comment
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When even your wife/girlfriend stops watching the (real)news to listen to the hourly updates from the study
1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.Comment
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When you try to irrigate your fridge when it's empty
When your girlfriend tells you she's gonna leave you because you play to much civ, you tell her to take her empty threats somewhere else!
When your colleages think you are the new graphics designerICH BIN EIN WARMONGER!!!Comment
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Excellent!Originally posted by Sir Ralph
... when you ask your wife/gf for a RoP agreement in her side of the bed.
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"Der Krieg ist die bloße Fortsetzung der Politik mit anderen Mitteln." (Carl von Clausewitz, Vom Kriege)Comment
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Well... You really play Civ III for too long.Originally posted by UberKruX
when you use the word "turns" instead of "hours" (i actually did this a few times)
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"Der Krieg ist die bloße Fortsetzung der Politik mit anderen Mitteln." (Carl von Clausewitz, Vom Kriege)Comment
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All these were funny except Sir Ralph's. His was entirely reasonable.Illegitimi Non CarborundumComment
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You've read too much in the forums when you fearlessly attack infantry with your tank but get scared when attacking spearmen (has happened to me many times!)Over, under, around, or throughComment
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Your dreams are filled with images of little men chopping down jungle.
You tell your wife it will take 12 turns to mow the backyard.
You tell your boss that productivity will quadruple with democracy and moveable parts.
The wheels on your chair no longer roll
Your bladder bursts and you die"Our lives are frittered away by detail....simplify, simplify."Comment
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These are great.
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When you make sure there is no break in the road between your house and the supermarket, and then are baffled by the lack of food in your fridge."I used to be a Scotialist, and spent a brief period as a Royalist, but now I'm PC"
-me, discussing my banking history.Comment
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You go out and buy Alpha Centauri off the discount rack at Electronics Boutique, and wonder what took you so long.
"...it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it." Commander Togge, SW:ANHComment
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You begin to look like that awful picture of Elizabeth because you haven't slept in days...and you're male.Comment
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