Civ 3 poetry

[Travathian]

Civ 3 limerick #1

Day and night I play Civ 3
Just the computer and me
My wrist hurts like hell,
head rings like a bell,
Just one more turn? Lets see

[Skanky Burns]

I once played a game of Civ
The damn computer wouldn't let me live
They sent lots of swordsmen
And busted down my doors. Then
My whole treasury i had to give.

[jadlakha]

Poetry is for homosexuals.

And your poems do suck btw.

[Skanky Burns]

jadlakha, you're not even worth a reply

Welcome to my ignore list

[Pythagoras]

If "Poetry is for homosexuals. "

and

you assert your claim that

"your poems do suck"

then you assert also that you are a good judge of poetry

therefore

jadlakha is a homosexual

[King Carp]

Do haikus count?


Japanese attack
But I never did them wrong
Glad I have rubber.

[Terser]

A tank did I build in Berlin
To punish the French for their sin
Of sending their settlers and spearmen
Into the mountains near Bremen!
Imgine my dismay, when dare do I say,
my tank was destroyed by said spearmen!

[Thomas Paine]

The missiles had sailed to Moscow the Foe,
By morning the city didst shine with a glow!
Survivors, with stones, were forced to the fight,
and many, now weary, said, 'That Einstein was right!'

[CB2034]

i once bought a game called civ3
oh how happy i thought i would be

i got the last one the day it came out
i was so happy i felt i could shout

to home i went to install and play
im so sorry jaklada is gay

to my amazement it was really buggy
and right now outside its kinda muggy

i thought after the patch civ3 would be first rate
but even now i see its not all that great

to my surprise
infocrack lies

but i will still play
until late in the day

oh how i cant wait for moo3

[MisterMuppet]

There once was an Indian called Gandhi,
in a fight he was pretty handy.
But a war with the japs,
lead to his collapse.
Cause his war Elephant was just eye candy

[MisterMuppet]

There once was a Korean called Yin.
Many whining threads he’d begin.
“Civ 3 is so lame,
Sid Meier’s to blame.”
But the reason was Yin could not Win.

[MisterMuppet]

There once was Frenchie called Joan,
Maid of Orleans they called her at home.
She would lead a merry dance,
with the generals of France,
and she wouldn’t require a comb.

[MisterMuppet]

There once was a Greek called MarkG.
Apolyton website he ran it for free.
As a Gates hater,
I use Navigator.
Unfortunately it only works with IE.

[Nexus VI]

Lately I was reading MisterMuppet
Whose name was strange indeed
On his skill at poetry I could bet
Of his rhymes I could never get rid.

I hope MrMuppet will let
My words to describe his deeds
Cause his poems on the things he met
Are so funny I could propose him a bid.

[xane]

Barbarians are Raging
Horsemen, one, two, twenty
Time to Retire

Achtung ! Motorized Transport !
Panzer will rule the world
Sh*t where is the Rubber ?