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  • #46
    There, satisfied?

    How can you distribute currency when you haven’t developed bronze working or iron working?
    Squirrel skins. Clam shells. Gems. Huge rocks that can't be moved around with less than 40 elephants. Elephants are pocket change.

    How can you create destroyers and aircraft when you don’t even understand electricity?!
    They're operated by the twin magic rites - Rubbing Of Thousand Cats and Sticking Metal Bits to Lemons.

    And why the heck is Recycling needed before I can build Modern Armor or a stealth aircraft?
    It keeps all the tree-huggers away from protesting deaths of thousands of innocent earthworms and in recycling centers trying to figure out whether their self-cooked pecto-vegetarian Thai meal goes in clothe or glass bin.

    how about being able to build aircraft carriers before flight?
    They're used for Army kickball matches.
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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