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  • #16
    pathetic

    if you are fantasizing about a computer animation then you are either a) a damn weirdo or b) not had any p*ssy in too long
    i think therefore i am, i guess that means you dont exist

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    • #17
      OTOH, Catherine the Great looks likes a stony faced old biddy - I never give her anything.

      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #18
        Joan of Arc always comes first in a game against other AI, I have no idea why, but the French have never come third in a game i've played.
        Alex

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        • #19
          lol

          Seems as we're all REALLY absorbed by the game and doing some kind of role playing. I was kindda same in SMAC with the Gaians
          Go GalCiv, go! Go Society, go!

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          • #20
            Re: lol

            Originally posted by Trifna
            Seems as we're all REALLY absorbed by the game and doing some kind of role playing. I was kindda same in SMAC with the Gaians
            Aaaaaaaaah Deidre...
            And people wonder why I chose green economy in my SE ?
            Science without conscience is the doom of the soul.

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            • #21
              Why is the queen such a hottie?

              Originally posted by Anunikoba
              I feel the same way about QEI... what's wrong with me??
              Me too, and I've figured out why I (we?) do it. Basically, the artist that did the graphics for the queen I think used the last scene in the 1998 movie Eliabeth, starring Cate Blanchett, who (in my world at least) = very sexy.
              So when I hear "I'm late for my milk-bath" subconsciously I'm thinking about naked Cate Blanchett in a bathtub full of milk.
              Consciously of course, that comes out as "The English look too strong, I think I'll kill the Indians first"

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              • #22
                Apolyton, aka The Testosterone Vault.

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                • #23
                  Re: Why is the queen such a hottie?

                  Originally posted by UncleBeef

                  Me too, and I've figured out why I (we?) do it. Basically, the artist that did the graphics for the queen I think used the last scene in the 1998 movie Eliabeth, starring Cate Blanchett, who (in my world at least) = very sexy.
                  So when I hear "I'm late for my milk-bath" subconsciously I'm thinking about naked Cate Blanchett in a bathtub full of milk.
                  Well when you work out who the artists inspiration was for Joan of Arc let me know *blink*
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                  • #24
                    AH, control yourself! You're a married horse!
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
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                    • #25
                      Does anybody know what the deal is with Jeanne d'Arc's "modern era" look? The Sinead O'Connor bald-chick thing? Not sure I get the concept there. I think she's pretty fetching in the 19th century military uniform, though....
                      David

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                      • #26
                        I think the "bald" modern look is fashioned after that movie that starred Demi Moore, where she goes and joins the Navy Seals or something to prove that a woman can do anything a man can.

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                        • #27
                          Hmm, Joan of Arc looks like a freak. I always make a special effort to crush certain civs. Firstlu the Americans, just because. Secondly the French, for the same reason. Lastly the Zulus, because they always end up annoying me with their expansionism early on.
                          Never underestimate the healing powers of custard.

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                          • #28
                            Tell Cate I got her milk bath right here!

                            *grabs crotch*

                            I feel so dirty...

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                            • #29
                              On Catherine

                              They should have taken a representation from her from early in her reign (1762-1767). Although Catherine was never stunning, she did make a fine impression to contemporaries of the time.

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                              • #30
                                D'ya think it's too late to get Firaxis to include with the patch a new animation for mlle Jean - one where she winks and giggles girlishly when you, um, assent to her demands?
                                Consul.

                                Back to the ROOTS of addiction. My first missed poll!

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