Joan of Arc is too sexy

[Alexander's Horse]

I'm having trouble attacking her because she is just waaayy too cute.

Every time I declare war on the French I feel bad. I feel like asking her what she's doing after the game

[Sarxis]

I feel the same way about QEI... what's wrong with me??

[Dauphin]

You have strange taste in pixels.

[ravagon]

Re: Joan of Arc is too sexy

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Every time I declare war on the French I feel bad.

A very good attitude. Especially after the Davis Cup this last weekend.

[GodSpawn]

I just love that Catherine the Great - mm mmm, tasty.

(What's all that business about her and the horse, and how she died, then...)

[dainbramaged13]

Originally posted by Anunikoba
I feel the same way about QEI... what's wrong with me??

Something very bad
cant ever see QE being hot, JOA only in the modern age... catherin... well... i think we all know about that...

next time, try subsituting the leader pics with some real porn!

no i havent done it yet, and in fact dont plan to, in case youre asking

[Vonotar]

Re: Joan of Arc is too sexy

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I'm having trouble attacking her because she is just waaayy too cute.

Every time I declare war on the French I feel bad. I feel like asking her what she's doing after the game

Well I have a habit of playing either Chinese or Zulu and I must admit I tend to leave joany alone once i've crushed those between me and her I normally turn to the America's.... can't think why I should be reluctant to crush the French

[vancomycin]

Originally posted by GodSpawn
I just love that Catherine the Great - mm mmm, tasty.

(What's all that business about her and the horse, and how she died, then...)

the horse thing seemed to be Big hoax

[SSBLoveU]

Cleopatra is the cutest. She is hiding from me in this new game.

[Dr. Nick]

Joan of Arc just gives me more of a desire to attack France and brutally ravish her.

[ajbera]

Jean d'Arc is a cutie, but I've considered swapping her pics for the most beautiful French woman alive...

...not Catherine Deneuve (though she's another babe)...

...Laetitia Casta

Although if I did that, I would a) never attack her, b) constantly be waging war against those bastards who do attack her, and c) opening the diplomacy window to chat every turn and give her gold and techs and goods and cities and stuff just so she'll smile at me.

God, I'm pathetic.

[Alexander's Horse]

Yes - that's problem. Whenever I trade with her if she says the offer isn't good enough I just have to give her more stuff

[Gatekeeper]

Everyone:

Hmm ... I'd say it's a good thing the AI can't take advantage of this oh-so-human weakness regarding looks. If it could, you'd see half-naked female AI leaders and crushed, smoldering human player civilizations.

CYBERAmazon

[Simpleton]

I think my mind has been thoroughly soiled by reading this thread. Will I ever be the same????

[codemast01]

Originally posted by CYBERAmazon
Everyone:

Hmm ... I'd say it's a good thing the AI can't take advantage of this oh-so-human weakness regarding looks. If it could, you'd see half-naked female AI leaders and crushed, smoldering human player civilizations.

CYBERAmazon

I'm not quite sure I see what'd be wrong with that