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when you start whipping the contractor you hired to pop-rush the construction of your summer porche....
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When you call a big enterprise and the IVR goes" All our agents are presently busy, your call is important to us, please hold the line to maintain your call priority" and you go " We grow tired of your insolence! PREPARE FOR WAR!"-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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HA!! I heard that one more times than I can remember. All you have to say is:" Stop calling her that!! Her name is...."Originally posted by YahMon
(This one is scary because it's actually true!)
When your girlfriend starts refering to your computer as your square-headed other girlfirend!-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Who cares about marriage. My nearest neighbor told me to get more medicine, and millions of gold is being used on the military.Comment
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When you study up on Communism before applying for a job at the local police station.
When, after hearing that someone has completed a project named after Manhattan, you attempt to make an intercontinental nuclear missile out of some recycled soda cans and that glowing green stuff you found laying on the ground.
When you reflect on how lucky it was that aircraft were invented, thus finally giving all those aircraft carriers an excuse to exist.
When you rename your living-room the Planetary Party Lounge."...it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it." Commander Togge, SW:ANHComment
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When you pay one of your fellow students to do your homework for you, and then sell his/her work to everyone else in the class.
When you forget what farmland is.
When you blame your low productivity on corruption, and lament about all the new hires your company guest made."...it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it." Commander Togge, SW:ANHComment
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you have played Civ3 too long when:
you suggest your room mate that: "maybe we should
buy luxuries from our neighbours 'cos it would make
me happy."My Words Are Backed With Bad Attitude And VETERAN KNIGHTS!Comment
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When your tax accountants ask you where are your documents, and you reply that you were playing CivIII and the Indians were planning an attack so I could not finish the forms.Comment
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Someone asks you for directions and you say, "9, 9, 6, 3..."Above all, avoid zeal. --Tallyrand.Comment
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So I see you neighbours sell drugs!!Originally posted by Andemagne
you have played Civ3 too long when:
you suggest your room mate that: "maybe we should
buy luxuries from our neighbours 'cos it would make
me happy."
hehehehehe
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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When you've played straight through the night into the next afternoon at least once.
When you've called in sick to work at least once because you're still playing when the alarm clock goes off.
When you fixate on each coming weekend as an opportunity for a 48-hour Civ III marathon.
When you unplug the phone so no one interrupts your 48-hour Civ III marathon.
When you've seriously considered using (or have used) empty quart bottles of beer to pee in so you don't have to get up and use the bathroom.
When you start eating ice cream out of the container sitting at the computer instead of preparing dinner because it saves time so you can play more Civ.
When you choose Civ over sex
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I did all those things man, exept for the sex thing, I can always put war on hold for that!! Always!!Originally posted by dengidavai
When you've played straight through the night into the next afternoon at least once.
When you've called in sick to work at least once because you're still playing when the alarm clock goes off.
When you fixate on each coming weekend as an opportunity for a 48-hour Civ III marathon.
When you unplug the phone so no one interrupts your 48-hour Civ III marathon.
When you've seriously considered using (or have used) empty quart bottles of beer to pee in so you don't have to get up and use the bathroom.
When you start eating ice cream out of the container sitting at the computer instead of preparing dinner because it saves time so you can play more Civ.
When you choose Civ over sex !!
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Originally posted by Spectator
I did all those things man, exept for the sex thing, I can always put war on hold for that!! Always!!
People today so lack dedication.Comment
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For lunch at work, you must play a round which takes at least one hour to play because the war is so complex and you wonder why you have not read that book for several months and why the battles at sea are so simple. . . . so, another histogram judgement? I must . . . ?Comment
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When you spend half the day at work reading the Apolyton Civ Forum, and can't figure out why anything doesn't get done.Comment
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