you know you've played too much civ3 when...

[Seneca]

You get on a train and can't understand why it doesn't instantly teleport you to Glasgow.

[EEKthedog]

....When you're on a highway passing through cropfields and think; "the birthrate must be pretty high around this area"

[raiseupx]

you woke up? i havent slept yet...

[Crom]

You step back from the computer and realise you've missed Christmas.

[quinalla]

...you dig a mine outside your office to increase production.

[Father Beast]

...When you're driving down the interstate, and glance longingly at the railway running parrallell to it, thinking how much faster it would be.

When you see yourself slowly overtaking a train, stunned, thinking "This Is Impossible!"

[Aurochs]

Someone is standing in your way, and you shout "Remove your forces from our territory or declare WAR!"...but not until after you switch over to communism, just in case.

[ElitePersian]

when you're short on cash and you keep thinking you can decrease your science to get more, and then get dissapointed when it doesn't work.

[Aurochs]

Your boss tells you to hurry up and you reply: "Hurrying $IMPROVEMENT_WONDER_OR_UNIT0 could cost the lives of $NUM0 citizens."

[Herder]

Great thread!

[Seneca]

Originally posted by Father Beast
...When you're driving down the interstate, and glance longingly at the railway running parrallell to it, thinking how much faster it would be.

When you see yourself slowly overtaking a train, stunned, thinking "This Is Impossible!"

Actually, outside of the US and Britain, trains really are quite fast...

[Alex]

... when you say politely to your girlfriend: "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"

[Buckethead]

Originally posted by Aurochs
Your boss tells you to hurry up and you reply: "Hurrying $IMPROVEMENT_WONDER_OR_UNIT0 could cost the lives of $NUM0 citizens."

i loved that one !!!

[jbavon]

Originally posted by fiveht
"We would like to propose a deal."

"Uh... okay."

"We want large pepperoni pizza. We offer 7 gold. Will you accept this deal, Pizza Man?"

"Well, um, our large pepperoni pizza costs 8 dollars."

"We want large pepperoni pizza. We offer 8 gold. Will you accept this deal, Pizza Man?"

"I dunno what you mean, sir. We don't take gold."

"Never mind..."

"Uh.. sure."

"Would you like to trade world maps?"

"What?"

"That's it! Prepare for WAR!"

RFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zapperio]

you don't go to the opening show of LOTR.



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