Favorite Piece of Civ3 Fluff

[Alex 14]

Originally posted by UberKruX
OTHER: STATISTICS.

i don't know if u would consider them fluff, but a nations GNP wasn't really VITAL to the game, but it helped a bit.

and if ure not considering that fluff, then the ADVISORS always gave me a lot of laughs, without providing any inciteful information.

BUILD MORE UNITS. (my 10 stacks of 1 legion and 2 catapults in caravels isnt enough)

EXPLORE. (i already have 20 cities and met all the other civs)

BUILD SCIENTIFIC SHEEIT. (3 turns is too slow, i know)

THE PEOPLE ARE UNHAPPY. (screw them. WORK DAMMIT)

and now, for the NEW stuff...

MAKE MORE CULTURE.

grand.

That piece of advice isn't going to be in the game! 'Make more culture' - Firaxis got far enough to be smarter than that...

[SerapisIV]

What the heck is going on? I stop posting for two days and I get freakin newspapers taking over the King. Now where would such pinnacles of journalism as the Star, the National Inquirer and other such examples of the "finest reporting on the planet" (according to Men in Black ) without Elvis?

You can't have newspapers with the journalistic integrity that Civ3 requires without Elvis!!

Long Live The King