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  • #16
    As you all know, I was not born here, nor do I know of what tribe I am of. But, lo these past several years I have treked along the beautiful blue sea, and traversed the great mountains, and have had the chance to speak to other tribes along the way. They have talked of a great group of gods. Zeus is the leader of these gods, and he is quite a tempermental. He came to lead them when he and his brothers and sisters, (Hera, Posiedon,Demeter, Hades, & Hestia), did overthrow their Father Cronus. It is believed that Cronus ate his children (except Zeus, Cronus was tricked by his wife, Rhea, into thinking a rock was Zeus) to prevent such an overthrow. Zeus did then get Cronus to drink a potion that caused him to cough up his other children, then Zeus lead his brothers and sisters in a war against Cronus and his siblings (the Titans), and Zeus did overthrow and take control of the Heavens.

    Zeus then drew lots with his brothers Poseidon and Hades. Zeus won the draw and became the supreme ruler of the gods. He is lord of the sky, the rain god. His weapon is a thunderbolt which he hurls at those who displease him. He is married to Hera, his sister, but has had many affairs. Hera is Queen of the gods and god of marriage and married women. Poseidon is god of the sea, and the second most powerful of the gods. Hades is god of the underworld, and ruler of the dead. Hestia is goddess of the home. Hera is Zeus's wife. Demeter is goddess of the harvest and the earth, and lives on the earth, not the heavens.

    All these gods live on Mount Olympus, in the heavens. They are joined by other gods there - Ares, the son of Zeus & Hera, is god of War; Athena is the daughter of Zeus (she sprang full grown in armor from his forehead, thus has no mother), she is goddess of the city, agriculture, and handicrafts and she only fights to protect the homeland; Apollo and his twin sister, Artemis, are children of Zeus and Leto, they are the sun and moon gods, respectively; Aphrodite, she may have sprung up in the sea from the castrated testicals of Uranus, she is the goddess of love; Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia, he is the messenger god; Hephaestus, he is the son of Zeus and Hera and the husband of Aphrodite, he is ugly and lame, he is the smith and armorer of the gods, and god of fire.

    Now to creation. There first was Chaos, nothing but void. From Chaos came five "elements": Gaea, Mother Earth, Tartarus, the Underworld, deep within the Earth, Erebus, the Darkness of Tartarus, Eros, the Power of Love and Night, the Darkness. Gaea had a son Uranus, who she later had children with including Cronus, Zeus's father.

    Very interesting tales of these gods and how they control the world we live in. They are amazing. I hope you all beleive my tales and join me in praising these gods, so that we are not smited from the earth.

    And we should especially pray to mighty Poseidon who created the squid, that we love so much.

    May the power of Poseidon and all the gods of Olympus be with His Grace, Togas, and all of us in Espana.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by jdjdjd
      And we should especially pray to mighty Poseidon who created the squid, that we love so much.

      May the power of Poseidon and all the gods of Olympus be with His Grace, Togas, and all of us in Espana.
      Seize that man! He speakes against the words of our High Priest! I, for one, would never do such a thing...
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      • #18
        Pppp... PAGAN!!!!!!!
        Smite him, put him in chains! There is no way to know what the gods are before the spirits tell us!!!
        But wait... ah, its the drunkard who said it! No need to worry, just a drunkard´s joke! HA!
        *Wispering*Hey you, wanna another pot of wine? Yes, only one squid(squid being 1 GP), yes! Wanna another one?
        *Speaking loud*
        Wonder who is giving alchoolic sauce to this people!
        Señor Nuclearis Winterius the III,
        Diplomat with the Voxians, and also
        Señor Pablo Winterius, missionary Bishop and Archbishop of the Roleplay team

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        • #19
          Senor Jdjdjd!! Please, I beg you not to incriminate myself in your blasphemies by mention my company's products! I do not share your opinions on religion - your very dangerous opinions, nor do I seek to be punished for them! I do not believe that our glorious, wise High Priest would blame me for your mistakes, but all the same, I ask you to renounce any connection with my company!

          (Unless, that is, you want to buy certain amounts of squid...)

          Hernan de History Guy Calamari
          Squid Baron
          Empire growing,
          Pleasures flowing,
          Fortune smiles and so should you.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by F-PRO


            Seize that man! He speakes against the words of our High Priest! I, for one, would never do such a thing...
            Hmm, Inqusition already???

            Well, these inquisitors should have to work well to catch me,
            and my tentacle friends in the Occultus Octopus Sect.
            My words are backed with hard coconuts.

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            • #21
              Octopus!! Blast! It's too similar to SQUID!! Don't you mean...Shrimp? Scallop? Fish? Carrot? The Occultus Carrot Sect?
              Empire growing,
              Pleasures flowing,
              Fortune smiles and so should you.

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              • #22
                Well, since no one in their right minds would eat an octopus when they have tasty squid in front of them, you have to do something with it, so I guess you might as well worship it. Though I don’t see what’s wrong with throwing it back into the sea...

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                • #23
                  Yeah, give the little guys a chance, Plague Rat. They taste, well, bad, and are thus unfit for braising in good Spanish wine, thus they serve no purpose. Heck, they don't even make good pets. I tried once, and when I left the room for one moment he ate my goldfish! I am not much of an octopus fan...but still, they are too close in resemblence to my squids! It may be...dangerous!

                  Hernan de History Guy Calamari
                  Squid Baron
                  Hater of Octopi
                  Empire growing,
                  Pleasures flowing,
                  Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                  • #24
                    Well in my OOC first language, Squids and Octopussies have the same name: Blekksprut (Ink-squirter)
                    Nice name?
                    My words are backed with hard coconuts.

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                    • #25
                      [OOC]I eat octopussies for breakfast! [OOC]
                      Señor Nuclearis Winterius the III,
                      Diplomat with the Voxians, and also
                      Señor Pablo Winterius, missionary Bishop and Archbishop of the Roleplay team

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                      • #26
                        I have seen Poseidon's wrath in my travels, terrible storms with huge waves. Beware I say. Beware!
                        Note: the Law Offices of jdjdjd are temporarily closed.
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