Is GodKing an heretic ?

[History Guy]

(struggling, in a crate, behind iron bars, is Senor GodKing, foaming, shouting, and biting)

We've got him now, and are releasing him only in the mountains. Senor de la Civ, I entrust the commission to you and to the Bailiff. You will carry his crate into the mountains, take him in a boat across the water, and release him into the wilderness on one of our distant islands. You alone shall be given the map of how to return, and if Senor GodKing follows, do your best to stop him without shedding his blood. His life is in God's hands now, it is for God to decide what to do with him. He shall never harm anyone in Spain again, nor shall he see anyone ever again. The island is a large one, he has land to himself to think over what he has done and repent before His Maker. So it shall be.

Cardinal Calamari

[Togas]

Further, let it be known, that if this man returns to Spain, after being lawfully exiled, that he is to be killed by any who find him.

Should any knowingly harbor this man, they shall share in his fate.

Also note, I hereby order that 1/10th of the lands formerly owned by the Godking clan (not that they have very much, as they spent most of their history in the service of the King as chamber pot cleaners) are to be given to The Church as restitution for the sins of the elder GodKing.

--King Justino Togas

[mrmitchell]

Do not burn him! The evil have a sick, twisted psuedodisorder where they believe that if they are killed, more people will gain thier mindset and become demons too...we must not give him whut he wants. Exile him, prison him, just don't kill him!

[civman2000]

Esteemed Cardinal, I will do so immediately.

Roberto de la Civ

Two weeks later, on a boat heading towards GodKing's island of exile:
"Die, murderer, die!"

Later that day: A group of fishermen come to the exact spot where the aforementioned boat was. They see a red spot in the water. They decide to investigate, and find a head without a body! One of them recognizes it as that of GodKing, having seen a portrait of him on a poster...

Two more weeks later, Roberto de la Civ returns just in time to celebrate the birth of his son, who he named Roberto. (from now on the son will be Roberto Menor de la Civ (Roberto the Younger) and the father will be Roberto Mayor de la Civ (Roberto the Elder))

[civman2000]

A month has passed since the exile of GodKing was proclaimed. A lower-middle class man named Jorge Madero has requested an audience with the King and in his request has said only thaat it concerns "the recently Inquisitioned heretic".

Will the King grant them an audience?

[ThePlagueRat]

We need more people at the stake these days. GodKing is not enough... There are some men of the cloth, who has been living in sin accompanied by whores and witches. Among these men are some our cardinals too... They have recieved payment from El Diablo himself ! That's why they are so rich. Didn't you notice? They sold their souls, and they must be burnt on the same fire... yeah, burn them too...

*masses goes wild* burn-burn-burn...burn-burn-burn...burn-burn-burn...burn-burn-burn...burn-burn-burn... OLÉ !

[History Guy]

Great King of all under the Sky,

This court bows before your justice and supreme magnanimosity. So it is ordained, so let it be written.

Senor Mitchell,

Unless Senor GodKing return from his island then he shall not be slain. He shall be left in exile on this island, and none shall venture there for fifty years, just to make sure he's not just simply dead, but quite positively dead.

Senor de la Civ,

I heard that they found Senor GodKing dead. However, this was dismissed as a rumor. Any truth to it, at all?

Senor Plagueitez...

Cardinals? In sin? Name them, please.

Cardinal Calamari

[ThePlagueRat]

I just heard rumors... Cardinal Calamari was mentioned, among others. Do you really socialize with witches and stuff?!!

*Plaguates takes a few steps back* I won't tell anyone, if you give me some ducates.


[edit]
*masses grows hysterical*
BUUURN, BUUURN, YES YA GOTTA BURN... OLÉ !

[History Guy]

Senor Plaguates,

Would you please give evidence? I have never heard such rumors, and can assure you that they are unfounded and are born of malice, but I bear you no malice. Tell me, what proof have you? I must assume that you were mistaken in what you heard.

Ducates? What is that? Sounds rather rude.

Cardinal Calamari

[History Guy]

Burn? Have you chaps ever heard of squidbacco? It's new from our factories. Just roll a little in some paper, and there you are...a squiderrette!

Don Iago Calamari de Toledo

[ThePlagueRat]

Ducates ain't rude, it's gold!
I bet you got a lot of it... Just hand it over and I'll forget all I said.
Otherwise, there is stake for you too...

I cannot prove this, but the rumor has spread like a forestfire, and the mob is very angry. My guess is, that you are all gonna burn.

Oh, look! They are already gathering hay down at the plaza....

[edit]

OOC:
Of course, you all choose what your character will do, when they die, etc. But it would be a helluva an awesome roleplay if many chars died on the same bonfire.

[History Guy]

I have nothing to fear from malicious gossip. Have you suddenly become an old woman, Senor, that you would fall into believing such a wild and scandalous tale? Without proof, which I dare say you have not, you prove yourself to have been too easily taken in by such falsehoods.

If it is ducats you want, you will not have them, for I will not cave in to terrorism or brigands, nor, I dare say, will Spain and the Church.

Your Majesty, Your Holiness, Senor Torquemada, I suggest we leave for the day. Without a GodKing to burn, this mob will burn itself out.

Cardinal Calamari

[ThePlagueRat]

Oh, there is some proof... The wisemen were talking about denial caused by sin and shame. I just saw the cardinal's shameful denial!

And some guys from Barcelona had confessed to being members of the occult movement. They hoped for indulgiancies, but since there was sexual rituals and stuff, they were all burnt... Before they died they shouted: "Calamari, help us"... and couched out something about the "The Black Cat" as the smoke choked them out.

My guess is that Calamari is the witchmaster, cause I remember seeing him with a black cat the other day!
A real black cat, señores! *masses go oooooh*

[History Guy]

Wisemen? Considering the fact that the only wisemen in this country are within the Church, and since none say this, I would assume that it is you who is mixed up in pagan cults, and not I.

Besides, don't you own a black dog? Such is the servant of Lucifer. And that say that his servants will try to convince that those who serve God are the real warlocs. How do we know that this is not the case with you?

Enough of this! Go home, boy. You know not what you speak of.

[ooc]The buck stops here. I need the character. [/ooc]

[ThePlagueRat]

So now you are accusing me for your own deathsins? It's part of the denial tactic, isn't it? I serve God, but I also serve the army...
Now I will leave this place, and tell our soldiers this tale too.


OOC:
Don't get mad. I've killed my chars already twice this way. But if you need him for somethig else, ok...