Official GS Propaganda Outlet

[Donegeal]

I don't mind. We only charge 56.87% for our services....

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx


Yeah...

I know exactly how that goes.

I enjoy the irony.

[Master Zen]

/me grabs his popcorn and enjoys the show...


Btw, GoW does not mind acting all Switzerlandish and being the financial transfer hub between warring states. We merely charge 5% interest for the deposit to GS and a 5% transaction charge to ND.

And look at it this way, once ND and GS finish beating the living crap out of each other, we'll be RICH! MUAHAHAHAHA

(just kidding about those interest charges... your money is safe in our claw...err... hands )

[Aeson]

A new twist on TV programming.

People the world over have become used to a new luxury resource, the battle report. For years these reports have provided entertainment for those without wars of their own, and even for those who just haven't been keeping up with their own nation's military exploits. The consumer market is screaming out for more battle reports, and with new technologies becoming more and more prevailent in people's lives, there is a sizeable demand for more details than simple text or even photography can provide. People want to know who these soldiers are, what did they eat for breakfast, how do they get along with their squad leader, what caliber of bullet did them in? Details like these require a new medium to accurately portray.

CGI advances in the past few years have allowed realistic special effects in the movies, but such a high level of detail is very expensive and time consuming even on todays fastest computers. Far too expensive for TV shows. Yet consumers have become used to, and now demand, this level of realism from their entertainment. So how is TV supposed to compete in the lucrative "blood, gore, and exploisions" market? The answer lies in an experimental TV show that has been airing the past few weeks, "Survivor: Battle For Useless Crap." Cameras have been placed in military vehicles of GS so you can follow along and enjoy the fun. Already hugely popular in Stormia, it is now being broadcast worldwide.

Even neutral and peaceloving citizens of nations like GoW are tuning in to watch these days. So engrossing is the programming that the Warmongers recently lost an entire Uranium mine on Thursday, 9/8 Central. Guards, who at the time were using their survielance equipment to display the latest episode of "Survivor" and stuffing themselves with popcorn, had no explanation for the disappearance. "It was there, then it wasn't. Just like that ND Frigate on last night's show!" was all the enlightenment the guards could provide on the subject.

Spinoffs are already in the works say our sources at various networks. How long can a few RP Infantry last on Lego, cut off from reinforcements? No phones, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury. Soon to be answered on "The Real Legoland's Isle!" which will be showing this summer. What happens when a flight squadron of Bearded Ladies gets makeovers and competes in a Pageant? "Blonde Bombshells" will let us in on all the details. Who wins when the Miss Vox contestants grow beards and take up flying military aircraft? We all do!

So sit back, grab some popcorn, and tune on in to reality.

[Aeson]

GS Declares War a Rousing Success!

We set off to sink ships. We have. We set off to raze cities. We have. (Even some of our own!) We set off to make the game less boring for me to play. We have. But the goal we kept secret, the driving force behind the bloodshed... We set off to claim a source of the glowing green stuff for our own. We have!*

This is a great day for Stormia. This is a great day for the peoples of Stormia. But mostly, this is a great day for me, the Leader of Stormia. Not only has the war been a complete success, but I have just had The Internet installed into the President's Palace. So, I invite the leaders of all nations to come battle me for world supremacy like men, one on one, on Battle.net!

wtf?!? keke ^^ zerg rush r0xxor -_-

[Theseus]

Must be April Fool's Day.

[Master Zen]

Originally posted by Aeson
Even neutral and peaceloving citizens of nations like GoW are tuning in to watch these days. So engrossing is the programming that the Warmongers recently lost an entire Uranium mine on Thursday, 9/8 Central. Guards, who at the time were using their survielance equipment to display the latest episode of "Survivor" and stuffing themselves with popcorn, had no explanation for the disappearance. "It was there, then it wasn't. Just like that ND Frigate on last night's show!" was all the enlightenment the guards could provide on the subject.

I don't even want to say what will happen to those guards...

[Master Zen]

Originally posted by Aeson
wtf?!? keke ^^ zerg rush r0xxor -_-

Sorry, I don't speak Stormian

[Aeson]

That's because you don't have The Internet.

[Master Zen]

What? It gives you a free Research Center it also gives you a new language??? I want my money back!


(ok, fuggedabout the money, just the uranium )

[Aeson]

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[Master Zen]

(took me like 2 minutes to read that...)

[DeepO]

Oh the irony... we were mad our uranium was taken from us, now we not only have a source, but also a target to practise on... thanks ND!

DeepO

[Aeson]

I was going to Nuke Hurricane because the voters there don't seem to be onboard with my continued presidency. Perhaps if ND has captured Hurricane by the next election we can kill two birds with one stone...

[DeepO]

erhm... Aeson... wasn't the uranium mine near Hurricane? Now I'm not a nuclear scientist, but I'm sure that nuking uranium deposits might leave a slightly too large hole in the ground.

BTW, shouldn't multiple members need a launch key, so that we can keep you from launching on your own? I always liked Hurricane, somehow the voters there were always cheering whenever I visited the city

DeepO