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You might want to check those cans for their expiration dates.............
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The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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Colonel Announces Sale on Fried Chicken
Due to the fact that the chickens have decided to come to us and since this lowers the cost of transportation. We are glad to announce 50% off sale, on all chicken product(squid still full price).
To paraphase somebodies signature,"the trick isn't to catch the chickens to make the nuggets, its to make the chickens asspire to NuggetHood".
AggieThe 5th President, 2nd SMC and 8th VP in the Civ3 Demogame. Also proud member of the GOW team in the PTW game. Peace through superior firepower.Comment
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Re: Colonel Announces Sale on Fried Chicken
And that has been achieved.Originally posted by Aggie
"its to make the chickens aspire to Nuggethood".
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You are both p*ssing off the War Chicken trainers... big mistake.Last edited by Theseus; November 3, 2003, 09:12.The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
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Mmmmm more nuggets........Originally posted by Theseus
You are both p*ssing of the War Chicken trainers... big mistake.Comment
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Whats wrong with the p*ssing of the chicken trainers. Do they have some strange disease that effects this process. If so I call biological warfare charge on GSOriginally posted by Theseus
p*ssing of the War Chicken trainers
. In addition chickens of said trainers might not get the "grade A" rating. Man I might have to let these chickens be sold by my competitor, churches(wait is this RP, after all they are religious).
AggieLast edited by Aggie; November 3, 2003, 01:19.The 5th President, 2nd SMC and 8th VP in the Civ3 Demogame. Also proud member of the GOW team in the PTW game. Peace through superior firepower.Comment
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Not bad, Aggie, not bad.To paraphase somebodies signature,"the trick isn't to catch the chickens to make the nuggets, its to make the chickens asspire to NuggetHood".
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"Uh, pizza delivery."
"We didn't order any pizza. Who are you?"
"Uh, Chinese food?"
"We didn't order any Chinese. Tell me who you are!!"
"I'm a, err, a Pikeman."
"You're delivering 'pike food'? What the heck is that?"
"Ahhh, no, sorry for the confusion. I'm not delivering food. And I brought some friends... We sing ballads."
"Huh? Ballads, shmallads. The last one I heard was about those Gathering Chickens."
"Ummm... yeah. That's what we're here about."
The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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Originally posted by Theseus
Don't worry Beta... although some of our team have departed, and some just check in every once in a while, thus resulting in a bit of organizational chaos... we have our act together again, and will still be opening some cans'o whupass where needed.
I would like to say I will sleep easier tonight knowing this, but ...
...to be honest, now that Conquests is out, sleep is academic anyway.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.Comment
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No sh*t.
Conquests... I curse thy name.
The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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knock, knock
"Who's there?"
"Caaaaaaaandygram!"Empire growing,
Pleasures flowing,
Fortune smiles and so should you.Comment
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Re: Colonel Announces Sale on Fried Chicken
Once we discover Industrialization, we can make shoe leather into nuggets, and with Genetics, we can grow algae into nuggets.Originally posted by Aggie
To paraphase somebodies signature,"the trick isn't to catch the chickens to make the nuggets, its to make the chickens asspire to NuggetHood".
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Sad news I bring to you wanderer from far away.
It is with my deepest regret that I have to tell of the deaths of many brave Knights.
They were told years before to leave the forsaken grounds of spain or suffer utter, dire pain.
They did not heed and many pikemen died there on the plain.
Now their Knights went into forests dark and deep they tried to run from boulders hitting from an angle steep.
Their faith was choosen from the very start they got beaten by the Ansars weapons hard.
They fell with anger in the eye and cursed their leaders far to the east in the fields of rye.
So brave they were so great their number they fell before our feet like lumber.
'Tis the story that I have to tell of many soldiers there that went to hell.
Forgive me if my rhymes do hurt you but it's my first atempt and english isn't my mothers tounge
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is this along the lines of:
"We are the Knights who say 'no noooo, not in the face!! AARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!"
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