A New Hope

[1889]

The Horde strategy has been to divide and conquer. After each raid they offer the peace to end all peace leaving its victims and allies to fight amongst themselves while the instigator tends to its own needs. We should be embarrassed to have fallen victim to a strategy that first timers employ against the AI, yet here we are furiously stomping on the flaming bag the Horde has placed on our porch. As long as we are not united against them we are playing into their hands.

It is now time to choose. Take the red pill and remove yourself from the matrix of paranoia or take the blue pill and pretend that the Horde will not come for you.

The Lost Boys will not wait patiently until the Horde makes us its next victim. If you also have the courage to set a fresh path through this world besotted with the Horde’s depravity post it here and let’s end the secret dealings that foster mistrust and nurture their vile plotting.

The Lost Boy declares war on the Horde.

[Krill]

Finally someone as paranoid as I am.

Pity he isn't any closer to the horde though...

[PLATO]

Excellllllllleeeeeeeent!



It seems that the Lost Boys have completed the Axis of Betrayal!!

Just yesterday the Khan had sent a message of friendship to the vampire and even offered technical assistance to this most backward of nations.

HAHA...once again we see how our supposed "friends" react to our offers of friendship!!

Even more amusing is how the Lost Boy takes the back stabbing betrayal of the Bards and the Reneging of trade agreements after payment was accepted by the Babylonians and twists it to be the Horde's fault!!

You will make fine allies to the Bards and Babylonians you dark creature of the night!!

Soon...soon oh dark one...I will see you on the sharp end of my sword!!

[Daddy-O]

* Skrobism mounts his trusty temple and rides off to war.



1889 - did you clear this thread title with George Lucas? We don't want war with him, too.

[McMeadows]

I told you BOH would blame it on 1889...

We have OD'ed a bit on red pills recently, nonetheless, we still have some available. Blue ones have been taken before, bad trip, I can tell ya...

[Paddy]

Good on ya 1889

lets see your armies then... or are you, as well as the Babylonians, looking for someone to do your fighting for you

[planet]

Arise you creatures of the night, arise and make the Horde shiver in fright.
Arise you creatures of the night, arise and make the squirm to your bight.
Arise arise, oh make them tremble and scream,
Arise arise you creatures of the night.

(Stolen from shipmates vampire magazine, and changed for Horde.)

[Aqualung71]

We've been given enough poison pills so far this game.....count us out

[Daddy-O]

Nice way to return Planet.

[Daddy-O]

...others to do their dirty work.

Sounds like another teams MO.

[PLATO]

Originally posted by skrobism
...others to do their dirty work.

Sounds like another teams MO.

Is this multiple choice?

a.) Bards
b.) Babylonians
c.) All of the above


hmmm.....

I'll take C!!!!

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by skrobism
...others to do their dirty work.

Sounds like another teams MO.

Wrong again lad....you guys are at war with the Horde, we have just negotiated a cease-fire with them and don't really fancy their stack doing an about-face and advancing on us again. Thus you need to do your own dirty work (for a change) - we won't do it for you, just as the Horde wouldn't in a by-gone era!

....which if memory serves me correctly, is apparently why you're at war with them in the first place

(All rights of ignorance reserved for the above statement - we take a neutral stance to everyone's propaganda)

[PLATO]

Originally posted by McMeadows
I told you BOH would blame it on 1889...

Finally admitting that you set up the Horde, are you?

How else could you know that 1889 would be in the wrong and we would rightfully blame him?

We now know the true Euphorican Heart. The cold darkness to plot against their brother that had sacrificed all other things to run to your aid when called! It should have been predictable that you were in league with the lord of Darkness himself!


So the stage is set:

The Betrayer Nation
The Liar Nation
The Creatures of the Night

Quite an Axis of Evil you have all formed!

Alas! I say unto thee all!! The HORDE shall prevail in bringing Justice and Honour to your suffering people! Your plot is now exposed! Prepare to meet your Fate!

[Daddy-O]

Aqua, your ignorance is excused.

Would you like some beer and pretzels as all this unfolds?

[Paddy]

That is cool, you are at war, and you want to sit on the lounge with the Desolators and drink beer and eat pretzels