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[conmcb25]

Originally posted by ormuzd
no doubt, 'active' is the right description here

Precisely

[Golden Bear]

We got style
and we got class
we got culture
and you can kiss our floccinaucinihilipilification

[Krill]

Actually, mate, we have more culture than you, both empire wide, and in our capital.

[Golden Bear]

Culture, not Kultur.

[Daddy-O]

If Ankh-Morpork thinks that the game is no longer active, they are free to surrender to Babylon at any time or just retire.

[Golden Bear]

Maybe their arms are tired from beating on us.

Please, let us spare AM the further agony and embarrasment of attacking us. We will accept their offer of surrender!

[Krill]

I wipe a bab town from the map, and its' not inconsiderable guardians, and you clamour for our surrender?

Your lost 280 shields, if we include the workers and settler that built the town, as the town has added nothing to your economy. We lost 60 shields, but captured 3 slaves, and a cat, so we get 50 shields back.

So, overall, we lost net 10 shields. You lost 280.

Aqua was right. You're following the AI tactics to a T.

[Golden Bear]

Are you attempting to taunt us?

Hah! We laugh at you. You seek justification from us for your existance but we deny it. You strike back in the only way you know. No subtlety, no cleverness, just force.

We continue to laugh. Every step you take embarrasses you further. The best joke is that you cannot allow yourselves to recognize it.

There is no satisfaction for you to be had at our expense. We will continue to sneer at your desperate attempts for self-validation.

You sow the seeds of your own ruin with your narrow focus.

I would speak also of honor but that is clearly a word that did not come with your pretense of culture.

We all know who is actually achieving their goals... and who does not actually know what their goals are. The life and the end of a bully is sad. No one will mourn your passing.

Golden Bear of the Golden Towers of Babylon

[Krill]

Whatever you say, mate, whatever you say...

And I take this is roleplay? Remember kids, roleplay is bad for your reputation...

[Golden Bear]

Roleplay? What is this roleplay that you speak of?

Remember, we are not your children nor your spouse.

Also, remember, it is dangerous to mock something just because you do not truly understand it.

You should consider that you might not have a clue that you do not have a clue.

I am sad for the families of your armies because they will never know the fates of their fathers who died in a pointless war in a faraway land.

Golden Bear of the Golden Towers of Babylon

[ormuzd]

Haha, Captain Vimes uses mercenaries called the Black Hand. Everyone knows that Ankh-Morpork has no army. And noone was victorious against that city just becaues shortly after a 'win' the 'winners' have lost all their money and became a part of Ankh-Morpork...

So, the ones who suffer are the Babylonians.

Fellow people of Babylon, abandon your leaders. They have brought you only pain and suffer. Forget them and join the greatest empire in the entire world to see what is the mening of peace and happines. Join us and you will be free to go to whatever temple to whatever od you wish. Join us and you'll discover the secrets of the magic in the Unseen univercity. Join us and you'll be able to buy those iron thingies every day.

[sabrewolf]

552 posts

*hint* *hint*

[conmcb25]

and counting!

[Daddy-O]

[ooc]
ormuzd,
I congratulate you. It is obvious that you understand role play. Unlike your team mate who chooses to insult, throw obscenities via email, and vows never to answer our communication again.

Thank you for adding to the game, and showing that there is hope in dealing with your team. Even if we stay at war. Heck it's just a game.

Peace.
[/ooc]

Ormuzd,
You dispicable heathen pig of Ankh-Morpork, the double city that sits on a river of your own filth! The Babylonian people will never be tricked by your lies.

When we are through with you, even your gods will wail in the deserts when they are left with none to believe in them.

Surrender now and fickle Inanna might be merciful to your heathen lands!

Next time the Albatross is sent to your foul city, I pray that it is you that replys.

May your legs swell as fat as the cedar!
-Skrobism
Vox Inannum
Babylonian Ambassador to Ankh-Morpork

[Golden Bear]

Warning to AM! Seek your peace now before we end your civilization!

We have succeeded in researching Casino Gambling with Bingo and we WILL turn it loose on your homeland if you do not immediately cease, desist, give us three settlers - or something like that - and generally suck up to us.

Your warriors will return home to find that your wives and parents have forfeited everything that you worked so hard to gain. They will have sold the family hut and moved into a trailer, or at least a worse hut.

Hear well this warning! The end of your culture and civilization is nigh!

Oh, and by the way, can we have some of your camp-followers, err, our wives, back?

Golden Bear of the Babylonian Free Press