Tre Formaggi et Rosso - a pub and grill

[Micha]

Cheers!

I have just finished the twenty-second year of my life! And despite the joys of wine I´m quite confident that I´ll finish another one, too ...
Now where are those famous dancers everybody´s talking about?

[jagjef]

Originally posted by Micha
Cheers!

I have just finished the twenty-second year of my life! And despite the joys of wine I´m quite confident that I´ll finish another one, too ...
Now where are those famous dancers everybody´s talking about?

Oh sorry, you have to be at least 23 to watch the dancers

[Daddy-O]

I have been traveling the Roman Empire coaching the Roman Youth in the wonderful game of soccer, and guess who I bumped into on the way into the Tre Formaggi et Rosso. The Banana Girl!

I hope to get here dancing here in the near future.

Until then here's some red wine and cheese. For all of you.

Did someone say Fondue? I'll gave some ready in a minute.

[Micha]

Originally posted by skrobism
I hope to get here dancing here in the near future.

I really, REALLY hope you meant "get her", for otherwise... *shiver* ( )

Until then here's some red wine and cheese. For all of you.

Did someone say Fondue? I'll gave some ready in a minute.

Thanks man! Okay, so that´s a mere 27 days from order to service... Speaking of which...
/me points at a dark corner and whispers:
Maybe you should have a look at table five... Two costumers went there three weeks ago, no one to be seen again...

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by Micha
* Micha points at a dark corner and whispers:
Maybe you should have a look at table five... Two costumers went there three weeks ago, no one to be seen again...

Strange, I never noticed them. What costumes were they wearing?

[Micha]

Duh...

I think they were dressed as giant bananas...

[jagjef]

Keeper, can I have a plate of cheeses and some RootBeer.
I'm waiting for a asyled Mongol.

[Daddy-O]

* cheeses and Rootbeer served

* walks over to table 5 and finds a rather ripe "banana" clad man.

"Good sir how can I help you?"

* the stench is aweful

"Sir this is a bar and grill - not a bathhouse you will have to leave"

[Paddy]

/me lifts his jug of ale

ahhh excellent stuff Landlord, excellent stuff indeed

[Daddy-O]

More beer for Paddy!

[Daddy-O]

Welcome. Welcome.

Beer, Wine, and CHEESE for the Emperors of Rome!

* A small band begins to play & dancers dance

Please sit down.

[jagjef]

thank you, my time will come...

[Daddy-O]

Your time is now! Have some Ale!

[Paddy]

/me comes in from a very very dark Roman night

ahh Landlord, good to see you have your doors open in such a time of darkness

Do ya have any Glen Morangie in the cellars?
two large pints of ice cold beer and a bottle of Glen Morangie
and when ya get a chance, some sausages and mash with a thick gravey would be awesome

[Aqualung71]

/me enters the bar from the darkness of war-torn lands and blood-soaked muddy battlefields and throws a rain-drenched hooded cloak on a rough bench

Pour me some ale, barman. And cut me a thick slab of that crusty cheese if you please. The war in Macedonia goes poorly, while the Senate seems to have their heads turned in the direction of the baths and the pretty boys. The former Emperor was last seen fleeing Rome in fear of being made accountable for the shambles he has left behind, and the new Emperor is nowhere to be seen.

Is Rome crumbling before our eyes, man?