The Altera Centauri collection has been brought up to date by Darsnan. It comprises every decent scenario he's been able to find anywhere on the web, going back over 20 years.
25 themes/skins/styles are now available to members. Check the select drop-down at the bottom-left of each page.
Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
Two Apolyton girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*
Two Apolyton girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
{*scratches*
Guess who's back
Back again Raz is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Rob no more
They want Rasputin , I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Raz, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of spam mixed with some hard posting
Some threads that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get PCRed by a moderator
by Mingy or Rah when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the forums while they's moderating(hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the way and frustrating
I know that you got a job Mr Mingy
but your brothers anti spam is complicating
So the ACS won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Civ3
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and post, Raz has the most!
stuff that, Rahs on the prowl, Raz's spam is toast
And get ready, cause this spams about to get heavy
I just rejoined PBEM , STUFF you PADDY!
[Chorus: ]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
Little Apolytons , posters feelin rebellious
Embarrassed that Grandpa Toll is still posting his pictures
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells SPAM!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the threadwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my SPAM
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my SPAM; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in polys threads and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[Chorus]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tip or tat with
anybody who's Spamming this stuff , that stuff
Skanky Burns, you can get your posts licked
worse than that little Jamski Fluff
And PADDY? You can get stomped by MarkG
You ancient old Apolyton Legend, throw me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody wants to read TURN SENT, no,
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list of spam results
I been down , been busy with a life
ever since i got free of my wife
But sometimes the stuff just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just on the scene
No I'm not the first king of Spamming
I am the worst thing since Paddys "Next Turns"
to do Spamming like Skanky Burns
and i used it to get myself to be a Deity
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
sixty thousand other poly posters emerge
But no matter how many posts in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me
*"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta
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