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My children, recently our nation has strayed from the path of the Great and Merciful Banana. It has slaughtered innocent civilians, kept and mistreated millions of slaves, engaged in the shameful practice of trout-slapping, is encouraging violence and alocoholism in young children, and has sunk to distributing drugs hither and thither without a care. This must be stopped and the Apolytonian Supreme Church of Morality intends to make every effort to do so.
Come, and join the immortal and righteous Church. We must teach our leaders to repent from their sinful ways before it is too late.
Members of the Church:
Thud- Disciple of The Banana, High Bishop
Calc II- Chief Inquisitioner
Arnelos- Wiseman
Mr Mayor- Expert on Peanut Butter Jelly Time and Armory Warden
These Titles are temporary, until the Preisthood is established.
Come, and join the immortal and righteous Church. We must teach our leaders to repent from their sinful ways before it is too late.
Members of the Church:
Thud- Disciple of The Banana, High Bishop
Calc II- Chief Inquisitioner
Arnelos- Wiseman
Mr Mayor- Expert on Peanut Butter Jelly Time and Armory Warden
These Titles are temporary, until the Preisthood is established.
Blasphemy I say. Not that I believed in the great banana anyhow.
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