The Church of THE ONE in Apolytonia

[GoodFella]

Who do you propose we kill instead...uhh...Mr. One?

[Edrix]

At least the Banana didn't care if we slaughtered an entire nation... I think gOd took a pretty relaxed stance on warfare, too. Give us the freedom to kill, dammit!

[Octavian X]

Good, you've met our resident prophet, Godinex... Good luck handleing him...

The ONE is the god of Phoenatica. As advanced as we are, we haven't developed a seperation of church and state. The ONE is resposible for the properity of Phoenatica. I'm not as eloguent a speaker as our dear Godinex, but I suggest you listen to him, for your own good...

[Darkness' Edge]

Originally posted by Epistax
Damn this god sucks. Can't we get another?

that'd make a good sig..

[GoodFella]

Will you give us subforums?

[Kloreep]

Originally posted by GoodFella
Will you give us subforums?

Subforums? Oooohhh... *drool*

I'd convert for subforums.

[godinex]

Guard your steps when you go to the forum of The ONE. Go near to listen rather than to offer the sacrifice of fools, who do not know that they do wrong.

Do not be quick with your mouth,
do not be hasty in your heart
to utter anything before The ONE.
The ONE is in heaven
and you are on earth,
so let your words be few.
As a dream comes when there are many cares,
so the speech of a fool when there are many words.

When you make a vow to The ONE, do not delay in fulfilling it. He has no pleasure in fools; fulfill your vow. It is better not to vow than to make a vow and not fulfill it. Do not let your mouth lead you into sin. And do not protest to the temple messenger, "My vow was a mistake." Why should The ONE be angry at what you say and destroy the work of your hands? Much dreaming and many words are meaningless. Therefore stand in awe of The ONE.

This are the words of the ONE, Lord of Apolytonia to all of You sinfull people:

"If anyone does not remain in me, he is like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned. If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be given you. This is to MY glory, that you bear much fruit, showing yourselves to be disciples of my truth".

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Shiber
A single god... disembodied voices... a promised land (in Salamance?!)...
This all smells kinda fishy to me.

Smells kinda fishy to a lot of us...........

Originally posted by Octavian X
Good, you've met our resident prophet, Godinex... Good luck handleing him...

The ONE is the god of Phoenatica. As advanced as we are, we haven't developed a seperation of church and state. The ONE is resposible for the properity of Phoenatica.

Ahh, so its a foriegn god, this One is pretty pathetic to have to imigrate to better pastures. Or does this mean Phoenatica plans to invade Apolytonia. Either way this One and his reality-impaired groupie are NOT GOOD for Apolytonia.

I knew I should've supported those immigration laws, but all I could think about was those cheap foreign laborers...........

[godinex]

See, Genhis Farb and Edrix, and Shiber the day of the ONE is coming
-a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger-
to make the land desolate
and destroy the sinners within it.
The stars of heaven and their constellations
will not show their light.
The rising sun will be darkened
and the moon will not give its light.
He will punish the world for its evil,
the wicked for their sins.
will put an end to the arrogance of the haughty
and will humble the pride of the ruthless.
I will make man scarcer than pure gold,
more rare than the gold of the Bananas.
Therefore He will make the heavens tremble;
and the earth will shake from its place
at the wrath of the ONE Almighty,
in the day of his burning anger.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by godinex
See, Genhis Farb and Edrix, and Shiber the day of the ONE is coming
-a cruel day, with yada yada yada and more yada yada nonsense.

You foreigners with your foreign religions, and foreign tea names you think we should name our currency after(Lyton/Lipton), can rant and rave all you want.

But don't go threatening our citizens because we have laws against things like that and "Diplomatic Immunity" does NOT cover metally-deficient-god-complex-groupies from Phoenatica!

[UnOrthOdOx]

He is obviously mentally challenged. Anyone else wonder why he is the only one to HEAR this voice of the ONE? He should not inspire our wrath, rather, we should care for him. A few leaches should do the trick.

[Edrix]

When the "ONE" is standing right in front of me with a raised sword pointed at my face, after he's set my house on fire and caused all of the buildings in Termina to levitate, and after he's caused the sky to turn red, then I guess I'll worship him.

But, as far as I know, it's still pretty warm down in Hell.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Edrix
But, as far as I know, it's still pretty warm down in Hell.

What is this "Hell" you speak of? Is it similiar to the "Desert where grow no Bananas" where evil doers go when they die?

[Edrix]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
What is this "Hell" you speak of? Is it similiar to the "Desert where grow no Bananas" where evil doers go when they die?

It is, but I think anyplace without access to bananas can be considered Hell.

[Captain]

Originally posted by Shiber
Heeeey! That's from the bible!!
PLAGIARISM!!!!!

not referring to my totally original post, are you? why, I'm just following the trend Godinex set up (or are you referring to the fact that we both quoted from scripture?)

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

A dozen banana to whoever knows the book, chapter, and verse first!(ten times that if you didn't have to look it up).