One of Two Faces of gOd Intervenes!

[MarkG]

In a dramatic note to it's people, gOd (not to be confused with God), intervened today in the matters of Apolytonia.

"It iZ really a Zhame", MarkG noted. "After liZtening to their prayerZ We have created thiZ beautifull world for our people. And what to we get in return? Not a Zingle newzupdate on what they do with their world!"

gOd formed Apolytonia a few weeks ago and the nation seems to be going rather well, but only a single ceremony called "newZupdate" has been made so far. In another occasion, MarkG had to come down himself to take a look on the elections held two weeks ago.

"We even opened The Zecret Book Of pollZ", DanQ the other face of gOd, said with a sigh. "They prayed for help with their electionZ and we reZponded inZtantly. If thiZ keepZ going we are Zeriously thinking of packing our bagZ and going to Zee our folks on Alpha Centauri!" DanQ continued as MarkG threatened "and you can forget those regiZtration spellz!"

President Ninot was not availiable for comment. His secretary gave some excuse about "having to format his 5 1/4 diskettes"

[Edrix]

In brief - we beat the Americans, and we're going for France now. We rocked the house.

[UnOrthOdOx]

Perhaps with our newly constructed temple, we can channel our prayers better. Send me info on this news update, and I will make them. What do you need? Can the paper suffice? (just the news section?) Check my sig for a link to the paper.

[notyoueither]

Bow and Scrape. Bow and Scrape.

Yes. UnOrthOdOx is your mortal for this job.

[MarkG]

"Zee the Civ2 and Civ3 newZarchiveZ", said the voice of MarkG

[UnOrthOdOx]

Forgive this humble mortal, oh mighty gOd, but I meant, how do I submit them. Directly to you via PM, or is there some other ritual that is needed? And how often would you like this done?

[Nikolai]

Oh, mighty gOd! I'll humbly apologize on the behalf of all members of Apolytonia! If we get a little time, I'm sure we can do something!

[UnOrthOdOx]

Do not fear fellow citizens, I shall travel to the temple and pray to gOd as often as needed to appease them. I already write the news anyway, just need to tell them that in my prayers. (Plus get some advertising for my paper...)

[DAVOUT]

Some bananas as an offertory would help ? We are quite short of gold and other amenities.

[disorganizer]

Wow! They even can speak directly with their creator!
We only have prohets to speak to... :-(

[GodKing]

Our creator is a kind and generious one. He shows mercy when called for, and his wrath is great when the need arises. Some day we all look forward to his world visit. We shall supply him with all the bananas, beer and other amenities he requires. Until that time, we work to keep his generosity great and his anger low. Peace.

[Kramerman]

I HAVE FAILED YOU, ALMIGHTY ONE.
*stays concious not to llok directly at the being of light and always to llok down*
I will give ALL I have in banans to appease these, gOds.

[Inverse Icarus]

hey greek boy, wheres your damn S?

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by GodKing
Our creator is a kind and generious one. He shows mercy when called for, and his wrath is great when the need arises. Some day we all look forward to his world visit. We shall supply him with all the bananas, beer and other amenities he requires. Until that time, we work to keep his generosity great and his anger low. Peace.

Not only will we shower him with bananas and beer, but our gOd would most likely appreciate virgin women (or men, Im not exactly sure which way our gOds swing) to either be sacrificed or placed in a dark cave of his liking. Im sure Skywalker could provide the bananas, I can provide the the whor... er.... virgins from my pimp enterprise. I dunno who will bring the beer though, any volunteers?

Kman

[Nikolai]

Wouldn't the president be a good option?