PNN - Phoenatican News Network

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Octavian X
We're sorry, it's against our policy to sell such technology to such primitive states. However, if a certain amount of money was added to my bank account...

Our allies turn their backs on us?! This atrocity shall have to go into the paper....

[Mr. President]

I smell a trade war!

[Almightyjosh]

Originally posted by jdd2007


its the civ3 demo game of Civilization Fanatics Site, the #2 civ site

An interesting counting system you have here. obviously it goes:
2, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6
That would make Apolyton the #1 civ site, wouldn't it?

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Almightyjosh


An interesting counting system you have here. obviously it goes:
2, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6
That would make Apolyton the #1 civ site, wouldn't it?

Not all counting systems are alike...Unlike your (2,1,3) system, we go:

1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,2.

(I think I just sparked an international incident )

[MrWhereItsAt]

GOT IT!

Tass - I thought before you were an American spy (remember? ), but now it's all so clear.

You have been masquerading as a 'Poly citizen in order to stir up a disagreement with Phoenatica. Seeing "one of our own" involved in a losing debate, it is certain some 'Poly citizens would jump in to help you, thus sparking a war of words that would quickly escalate. Next thing you know Phoenatic citizens would be volunteering to spy here, causing mayhem and destruction whilst they are doing so.

Tass is a spy, working not for either government, but for a radical breakaway group that calls themselves "Fanatics" - to bring down both nations!

President Ninot and Head of the Dept of Public Works GoodFella - I believe there is a worker squad being sent to the depths of the Notylopa jungle that has a spare shovel...

[trickey]

i demand war with Phonatica!!!!!!!!

[Falcon02]

Originally posted by trickey
i demand war with Phonatica!!!!!!!!

You'd regert it at this point, TRUST me . We've got tons of Tanks and Mech. Inf. Every AI which has come against us (and we've actually been able to attack at the time of their agression) has crumbled under our feet. And now with our distance tech advantage over you... well... your spears may kill a FEW tanks, but they can't stop 'em all.


Ohh and I forgot our Bombard Ability with lots of Artillary and Bombers that will bring any spear down to 1 HP if we do encounter a problem.

[Harovan]

The Americans failed in Vietnam with all their tanks, bombers and leather necks. They lost the war in the jungle. We have lots and lots of jungle here, so be warned .

[Almightyjosh]

hehe, jungle smungle!!
I'm the governor of one of 12 provinces in Phoenatica and I firmly belive that with the DOZENS of artillary, DOZENS of bombers, DOZENS of mech infantry, armies, tanks and one immortal in my province ALONE I could set myself up a nice little empire over here. But don't mind me, Falcon's in charge of the millitary might of the entire nation, just don't get him angry or we might have to breifly pause in our march across our planet and load some immortal warriors onto a spaceship...

[Falcon02]

for the most part (guns and explosives). I don't deny low-tech spear booby-traps were used or weren't effective against soldiers, I'm just saying they couldn't have gotten us out by those low-tech weapons alone.

BTW: If we had taken an offensive against North Vietnam (ie. Invade not just Linebacker II, bombing of North Vietnam, so a ground invasion) we MIGHT have won the biggest concern was bringing China into the war... like in Korea. Of Course the source of greatest uncertianty would be the "Underground" against the Democratic Vietnam government. Cause the NVA would be gone and the VietCong would remain as a threat. If we had attempted to take North Vietnam and China didn't jump in the VietCong would have been a MAJOR problem for the Democratic Vietnamese Government at the very least. That might have caused us to stay there longer to help 'em, and then increase the feeling that we were a "occupying" army and potentially increased support for the VietCong and eventually cause an overthrow of the government. But, this of course is all speculation, if we had taken North Vietnam the VietCong might also have died off after a while. But no one can really say for sure about the "what if" questions.

Sorry about going off on a tanget, I'm a bit of a History Nut. But anyway, guerilla warfare isn't accounted for in Civ III, so....

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
GOT IT!

Tass - I thought before you were an American spy (remember? ), but now it's all so clear.

You have been masquerading as a 'Poly citizen in order to stir up a disagreement with Phoenatica. Seeing "one of our own" involved in a losing debate, it is certain some 'Poly citizens would jump in to help you, thus sparking a war of words that would quickly escalate. Next thing you know Phoenatic citizens would be volunteering to spy here, causing mayhem and destruction whilst they are doing so.

Tass is a spy, working not for either government, but for a radical breakaway group that calls themselves "Fanatics" - to bring down both nations!

President Ninot and Head of the Dept of Public Works GoodFella - I believe there is a worker squad being sent to the depths of the Notylopa jungle that has a spare shovel...

*Sigh* May I remind you of a four letter word that beings with a P and ends with an N?

Thank you, and banana bless.

[Octavian X]

Why would we bother sending our tanks? The immortals could do it...

[disorganizer]

Tass:
PhoenaticaN? no. more than 4 letters...

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by disorganizer
Tass:
PhoenaticaN? no. more than 4 letters...

you flatter yourself too much. :P

[disorganizer]

Newsflash:
About to win!
The next turnchat on wednesday will propably be the place for victory celebrations, as we will culturally dominate our world.

We would like to invite all foreigners residing in phoenatica at that time to join the party at sunshine beach resort.