Embassy of Phoenatica

[jdd2007]

better late than never!

*Strength and Honor!*

[disorganizer]

yes. the apolytonian ppl persuaded their president ;-)
the petition worked

[UnOrthOdOx]

Of course it worked!

They may not act as quickly as you would like, but our administration does bend to the will of the people. One just had to organize the voices as I do not think Ninot had time to keep up on this thread.

[GodKing]

Just remember good folks of phoenatica, that although our Banana Necter Juice is quite tastey, and goes down smooth, it is over 60% grain alcohol, so be carefull that you do not go blind while drinking, and for bananas sake, NO SMOKING. Open flame near the Necter has been known to cause explosions with great loss of life and massive property damage.

[Octavian X]

That's funny. Every time I try to set fire to a banana peel, it just kind of shirvels up and smells bad.

[disorganizer]

Maybe you should put in in the juice before that?

[UnOrthOdOx]

Originally posted by Octavian X
That's funny. Every time I try to set fire to a banana peel, it just kind of shirvels up and smells bad.

Proper smoking tobacco made from banana peel is harvested from the banana's while still green. When done properly, one can shave a part of the peel away without damaging the fruit, leaving it to grow nice and ripe. Now, you take those shavings and they must first be allowed to dry. It takes approximately 5 months in the sun before they are ready. Then it is ready to be placed in your pipe for smoking.

[BlueStrider]

Now that is just plain weird. Smoking banana peels.

[UnOrthOdOx]

No stranger than this 'coinage' made from this 'gold', a substance valued in Phoenatica. A substance that can not be eaten, made into clothes, or smoked. A metal, yet one too pliant to be used as a decent weapon. Tell me, what is it's value? What purpose does it serve? Gold's only redeeming value is it's sacred color: Yellow.

The banana is obviously far superior.

[Shiber]

Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
Proper smoking tobacco made from banana peel is harvested from the banana's while still green. When done properly, one can shave a part of the peel away without damaging the fruit, leaving it to grow nice and ripe. Now, you take those shavings and they must first be allowed to dry. It takes approximately 5 months in the sun before they are ready. Then it is ready to be placed in your pipe for smoking.

Hey, maybe you should start a recipes corner for the Gazette.

[GePap]

I, a humble man from Banana HQ, have a question for our ambassador:

Since your people have entered a time of mighty armies and weapons of great destruction, how does your fair government handle this great burden?

Translation:[ how do you at civfanatics keep turnchats or turnthreads moving past the industrial age and a time of huge armies? Are orders given on every single units, or do those in charge of the military give out general orders to the president, so forth?]

[UnOrthOdOx]

disorganizer,

I must know. What is the purpose of that -><- thread? I am just too curious I suppose, but respected your 'do not post here' request within it.

[Octavian X]

GePad, truth is, we can't handle it. During the last war, we got thorugh 5 turns in 5 hours. During a good night, we can get 10 turns in 5 hours. What about here?

[jdd2007]

Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
disorganizer,

I must know. What is the purpose of that -><- thread? I am just too curious I suppose, but respected your 'do not post here' request within it.

i was wondering about that too, but of course i didnt post there. i had noticed the same thread in CFC, but someone posted there. it turns out that disorganizer is using it as a test to see the obedience of the populace! i always said apolyton was more respectful. lemme find a link...
here it is...

hahahahahahahaha

*Glory to Country through Strength and Honor!*

[BlueStrider]

Us Phoenatican's are very curious. Also the thread was not closed or deleted. So we knew something was up