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[UnOrthOdOx]

Would you like to follow the Democracy game, but don't have the time?
Confused as to what is going on?
Not sure what party to join?
Can't keep track of all those polls?
Just want to follow enough to mock those crazy Demo guys?

Subscribe to The Jungle Gazette

Let us track all the information for you, and add a bit of humor to your days in Apolytonia! Subscribe and we will send you a Private Message with a handy link to each edition of our paper, thus saving you the time of searching through the threads. Cost is only 10 Lytons/week.

First issue located here.

Edit: To better serve the public, we now offer a variety of formats, please indicate which you would prefer when you subscribe. Sn00py has joined the staff and is expanding possibilities.

Options are:

Thread in the forums, PM me a link.
Send my issue via E-mail.

Edit again: If you prefer E-mail, please post your address below, thanx.

[Sheik]

I want to subscribe. One Banana a week is cheap!

[enredao]

I want to subscribe, mmm 1 banana, I can give u 1 guineo, that is what we use here in panama,

[Schee]

hmm... I think I'll subscribe... can pay in E-Bananas ?

[Schee]

merde, un double post

[Ninot]

im subscribed, arent I?

[UnOrthOdOx]

Yes, anyone who subscribed in the other thread is already on my list

[ThePlagueRat]

You'll have weekly access to our family's banana plantation if I can subscribe here!

[Papa Chubby]

I would like to announce my subscribtion for The Jungle Gazette. Now I will sit in my corner and wait for acknowledgement.

[UnOrthOdOx]

Originally posted by Papa Chubby
I would like to announce my subscribtion for The Jungle Gazette. Now I will sit in my corner and wait for acknowledgement.

Wait no longer my friend, once your banana is recieved, you are on the list!

I do not have time to ackknowledge everyone, though. You will be added, have faith. Very busy here. Composing the first issue and keeping my inbox empty for all the candidates and party spokesmen.

[Robber Baron]

Hey 'dOx. I know this comes late -- probably too late, but an alternative name for the Gazette just hit me: You could call it "The People's Papyrus." (hee hee)

[jdd2007]

i would like to subscribe

[UnOrthOdOx]

Well, to be honest, Papyrus is in short supply these days, as it is normally grown in flood plains and does not thrive in the Jungle. We will print all our editions on a paper made from pressed banana leaves that have fallen from the tree. But, really, yours is a great name, but this name seems to have 'stuck' at least for now. I am learning from the errors of our past. There was a time when we all didn't know what to call the UFC, they changed names so often. I will not make that mistake here.

[Robber Baron]

Fair enough. Jungle Gazette is more environmentally accurate.

[Duddha]

Me too