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Well, sirs, I am still for striking America and taking down the real threat, but if it needs to be those silly, wacky Frogs (the Frenchman! She eat the snail!) then that's that. At least we'll come out with an empire out beyond this infernally hot jungle. Though I believe that we shall only have to destroy a much stronger American empire at some later date, I shall submit to the decision of the President, be it war on America or war on France. May God, and the banana, assist us in our glorious efforts. May the banana go before us, and resistance be in vain.
As for my honorable friend, Mr. Rat, though he is well meaning in his efforts, his planning is, I am sorry to say, flawed. Both of these target nations are more powerful than us already, and we must not under any circumstances give them half the chance to make ready the amount of men needed to destroy us, which they most likely would do if we sat back and made them angrier and angrier through diplomatic fencing matches such as you described. We must catch them when they least expect to be caught, and give them a good pummeling before they know what's what, and hopefully, we can take them down before they can do anything to help themselves. That, Mr. Rat, is the only way we can do this.
As for my honorable friend, Mr. Rat, though he is well meaning in his efforts, his planning is, I am sorry to say, flawed. Both of these target nations are more powerful than us already, and we must not under any circumstances give them half the chance to make ready the amount of men needed to destroy us, which they most likely would do if we sat back and made them angrier and angrier through diplomatic fencing matches such as you described. We must catch them when they least expect to be caught, and give them a good pummeling before they know what's what, and hopefully, we can take them down before they can do anything to help themselves. That, Mr. Rat, is the only way we can do this.
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