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After reading a few of the latest posts by "some" members here, I thought it was only appropriate that this subject get it's own thread...
Please feel free to add to it...
How to be a "THE GREATEST CIV PLAYER IN THE WORLD"
1) If you get off to a bad start, no matter what the reason, just quit and say you didn't really lose.
2) Never mention when other people actually beat you
3) If somebody does beat you, just claim that the settings they made you play on are only for idiots and morons, and claim you could have beaten the person on the settings of your choice
4) And if that doesn't work... call them a **** loser and accuse them of lying.
5) Any time you lose, just say it was bad luck and not really a loss. If you win, always claim it was skill, and not your opponents bad luck
6) If all else fails... cheat.
7) *thanks to rah *
Always have a few anonymous icq accounts so you can join games anonymously. Then when you win, you can unmask and claim your greatness, and when you lose you can make up a new anonymous icq account.
8) Never play somebody you think can beat you. Make excuses, dodge, hide, ignore, say you don't play their settings, or blame the other person as the reason why you haven't played... whatever it takes to avoid playing somebody who might be able to hand you a loss
Again... feel free to add your own. It shouldn't be to tough finding material based on what "some" people have already posted
Please feel free to add to it...
How to be a "THE GREATEST CIV PLAYER IN THE WORLD"
1) If you get off to a bad start, no matter what the reason, just quit and say you didn't really lose.
2) Never mention when other people actually beat you
3) If somebody does beat you, just claim that the settings they made you play on are only for idiots and morons, and claim you could have beaten the person on the settings of your choice
4) And if that doesn't work... call them a **** loser and accuse them of lying.
5) Any time you lose, just say it was bad luck and not really a loss. If you win, always claim it was skill, and not your opponents bad luck
6) If all else fails... cheat.
7) *thanks to rah *
Always have a few anonymous icq accounts so you can join games anonymously. Then when you win, you can unmask and claim your greatness, and when you lose you can make up a new anonymous icq account.
8) Never play somebody you think can beat you. Make excuses, dodge, hide, ignore, say you don't play their settings, or blame the other person as the reason why you haven't played... whatever it takes to avoid playing somebody who might be able to hand you a loss
Again... feel free to add your own. It shouldn't be to tough finding material based on what "some" people have already posted
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