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  • How to be a "THE GREATEST CIV PLAYER IN THE WORLD"

    After reading a few of the latest posts by "some" members here, I thought it was only appropriate that this subject get it's own thread...

    Please feel free to add to it...

    How to be a "THE GREATEST CIV PLAYER IN THE WORLD"

    1) If you get off to a bad start, no matter what the reason, just quit and say you didn't really lose.

    2) Never mention when other people actually beat you

    3) If somebody does beat you, just claim that the settings they made you play on are only for idiots and morons, and claim you could have beaten the person on the settings of your choice

    4) And if that doesn't work... call them a **** loser and accuse them of lying.

    5) Any time you lose, just say it was bad luck and not really a loss. If you win, always claim it was skill, and not your opponents bad luck

    6) If all else fails... cheat.

    7) *thanks to rah *
    Always have a few anonymous icq accounts so you can join games anonymously. Then when you win, you can unmask and claim your greatness, and when you lose you can make up a new anonymous icq account.

    8) Never play somebody you think can beat you. Make excuses, dodge, hide, ignore, say you don't play their settings, or blame the other person as the reason why you haven't played... whatever it takes to avoid playing somebody who might be able to hand you a loss


    Again... feel free to add your own. It shouldn't be to tough finding material based on what "some" people have already posted
    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    9) Ask Diety.
    " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
    "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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    • #3
      Ahhh, well since you asked.. the first thing to consider when seeking to be the greatest civer of all time is to listen and learn, study saves of your oponents after the game and never say you are the best.

      That's for others to decide
      "Old age and skill will overcome youth and treachery. "
      *deity of THE DEITIANS*
      icq: 8388924

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      • #4
        Deity - will you please stop cluttering this forum with your inane posts designed only to boost your post count? And in the forum moderator's own thread!?
        " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
        "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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        • #5
          You were saying finbar?

          "Old age and skill will overcome youth and treachery. "
          *deity of THE DEITIANS*
          icq: 8388924

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          • #6
            This deserves its own thread.......but it's going to be tricky to add others, since the list already covers the main whines/excuses.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DrSpike
              This deserves its own thread.......but it's going to be tricky to add others, since the list already covers the main whines/excuses.
              You could just put +1, a lot easyer

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              • #8
                Originally posted by atawa


                You could just put +1, a lot easyer
                Boston Red Sox are 2004 World Series Champions!

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                • #9
                  My post at least made a point relevant to the initial post, making it the second least spammy post in this thread after Ming's.

                  I see far more prominent evidence of +1ing.

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                  • #10
                    10) play n00bs on whatever ladder is active at the time to achieve #1. then stop playing and brag about how damn good you are, incessantly pointing at your #1 ranking the whole time

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DrSpike
                      My post at least made a point relevant to the initial post, making it the second least spammy post in this thread after Ming's.

                      I see far more prominent evidence of +1ing.

                      your a jack of all trades Spike...... you have more comments now about anything/everything....

                      its become defacto for your to state the obvious.......

                      but i agree, there was a smidge of usefull info in your post.


                      12) claim #1 ranking by winning a few matches against noobs.......stop playing for a month to let others overtake you, then beat on noobs again to regain the #1 ranking..... do this more than 8 times in a row and you will be able to call yourself SUPREME CHAMPION
                      Boston Red Sox are 2004 World Series Champions!

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                      • #12
                        I got to 3310 on the ladder, nobody has ever come close since. Kuja I think got to 2800 but he cheated like a mofo to do it. You don't get to 3310 on gameleague unless you're playing the top 5 players. I guess those rules don't apply to me.

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                        • #13
                          13) Say that these rules don't apply to you
                          I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
                          Gogol, Diary of a Madman

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                          • #14
                            14) say, that in the past, or in the former past, or in the past before the past you once were the greatest

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                            • #15
                              No player can be the greatest without some catch phrases

                              such as:

                              I am the greatest ever..its true,its true.

                              I am 19 time league champion

                              I have never lost to such and such while winning 73 straight games

                              You just got Republic on the same turn I launched

                              I can easily have 66 cities at 3000AD

                              My connection is iffy today

                              You don't get to 3310 on gameleague unless you're playing the top 5 players
                              The only thing that matters to me in a MP game is getting a good ally.Nothing else is as important.......Xin Yu

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