I propose the following (as a neutral UN observer type):
1) Continue as you have, with an emphasis on speed and diplomatic brevity (Horse will have to stop sampling the virgins offered by border nations and just sign the damn treaty).
2) If #1 fails, Trev can be authorized to unleash his dogs of war and quickly dispense with the lot of you, thereby making time issues moot.
3) All contractions and half-assed grammatical usage will be forbidden from now on, sparing us these scintillating examinations of the written word.
4) Australia will be the recipient of a post-haste airlift of goodwill Bisquick, a food base powder that can be used to make pancakes, waffles, casserole filling, etc. in myriad forms. Of course, this will prove to be an abhorrent foodstuff to Finbar, who will immediately move to Venice, thereby eliminating a lot of other problems I did not have a chance to address in this post.
Carry on.
1) Continue as you have, with an emphasis on speed and diplomatic brevity (Horse will have to stop sampling the virgins offered by border nations and just sign the damn treaty).
2) If #1 fails, Trev can be authorized to unleash his dogs of war and quickly dispense with the lot of you, thereby making time issues moot.
3) All contractions and half-assed grammatical usage will be forbidden from now on, sparing us these scintillating examinations of the written word.
4) Australia will be the recipient of a post-haste airlift of goodwill Bisquick, a food base powder that can be used to make pancakes, waffles, casserole filling, etc. in myriad forms. Of course, this will prove to be an abhorrent foodstuff to Finbar, who will immediately move to Venice, thereby eliminating a lot of other problems I did not have a chance to address in this post.
Carry on.
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