Anyone for 2194?

[academia]

Sorry! I need more time to play. I have to talk with Adolf first

[germanos]

What's there to talk about?

IIRC it is a no-diplomacy game
You and Germany bang the UK and US and vice versa, while Germany gets to play with the Soviets too.

Or does the scenario start with Japan and the CCCP at war with eachother too?

(I couldn't be bothered to see what I start out with... It takes ages before the AI's have finished there battles. I seem to get smashed completely by the Nazi's in any case. I'll read about that soon enough I guess)

Have fun my yellow friend

[DrFell]

Japan may be at peace with Russia at the start of the scenario, but that's nothing a good sneak attack can't fix.

[academia]

Or does the scenario start with Japan and the CCCP at war with eachother too?

Doesn´t matter... You´ll see japanese imperial army taking russian cities, one after another!!!

[academia]

December 1941!! A month that will live in infamy

Now, the turn...
Hehe, JAPAN IS INVINCIBLE!!!!

PACIFIC OCEAN
American Fleet of Pearl Harbour destroyed.
Midway bombed and left without defenses.
Many US/British ships sunk.
Guam captured.

USA
Los Angeles and Seattle attacked.

SOUTHASIA / OCEANIA
Manila, Bangkok, Tarakan, Singapore, Padang, Ambon and Surabaya captured.
Many British ships sunk.

CHINA
Kunming conquered.

USSR
Vladivostok bombed to pulp.
Sorry Stalin, but i don´t like your marxist ideals. They are s**t.
Why don´t you just surrender?

OH! I almost forget it...
JAPAN DECLARES WAR ON THE WORLD!!!!

[academia]

Germany:
Now it´s your turn to finish this job
The allied soldiers are no more than a bunch of sissy idiots.
And the russians!!!!
Did russia really try to defend itself? Their units lack of training, have poor and outdated weapons. They make us laugh!!

PLEASE RUSSIA!!!!! SURRENDER!!!! Just give up, forget your stupid communists ideals and we´ll show mercy.

[academia]

File:

[Darius871]

USSR
Vladivostok bombed to pulp.
Sorry Stalin, but i don´t like your marxist ideals. They are s**t.
Why don´t you just surrender?

WTG Alejandro!

I've been waiting so long for the Jap player to finally attack them from the start! It's so easy I don't know why everybody waits.

[academia]

Thanx!!!
Japan fears no one

[Pavlov]

Upon hearing of these attacks, president Simon J Hazlewood held a speech in the house of congress...

Early this morning America was attacked, without a declaration of war. The Empire of Japan, fueled by their aggresive need for land, have tried to subdue the entire Pacific. But this is our ocean too, Japan! You have attacked the United States of America, the British empire and the Soviet union. The three largest nations in the world. You certainly have choosen a large task. *laughter*

Mr Hitler and his accomplices have no idea of what they're up against! Oh, sure, we may not be the masterrace *laughter* but we three together are the beacon of freedom and tolerance on earth! Listen mr Hitler in your mountainfortress! Listen you emperor in your palace! What is that sound? That sound is the free men of the world, marching together towards victory! We won't rest until I can shake hands with my good friend Stalin in Berlin! You can not, you will not stop us! We will win. *applause*

[Darius871]

we three together are the beacon of freedom and tolerance on earth!

Yes, I'm sure everyone in Siberian slave labor camps would agree...

[Pavlov]

Originally posted by Darius871


Yes, I'm sure everyone in Siberian slave labor camps would agree...

Bah, you can't let facts get in the way of some purty words.

I can't really say: "We're all good guys, except the SU, but they're our allies so nevermind"

[Pavlov]

Oh, one more thing, if nobody disagrees i could play the Chinese just to give academia a bit of a match. What do you say?

PS: this post makes me a prince, yay!

[Darius871]

Bah, you can't let facts get in the way of some purty words.

[DrFell]

Armies of the Third Reich march for Siberia

And noticed very little resistance from the Russians along the way. This turn, Kalinin, Kharkov, Rostov, Sevastopol, Saratov, and *Stalingrad* were all liberated from the Communist scum, due to the impressive coordination of the German Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe, and Panzers. The Panzergrenadiers have also been moved in to heavily defend all of the captured territory, no counterattack is possible. Stalin is now stuck between a rock and a hard place, what with our Japanese friends' help in the far east. We suggest the Russians lay down their arms and accept the inevitable. Please, stop the killing!

Both the Middle East and Atlantic ocean also saw much action. A large force lead by Rommel was able to capture the city of Alexandria, and the city was heavily garrisoned, as the Russian territory was. Several British transports were sank in the Mediterranian and Atlantic, many of them loaded with manufactured goods bound for the markets of South America. Our U-boats will continue to cripple the British economy until they agree to Nazi terms of surrender.

Finally, coastal defences have been constructed along the French coastline. Western Europe is now an invincible fortress, impervious to attack from Britain or the USA. Air, sea, or land invasions will all fail miserably.

Heil Hitler.