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**finbar** · July 31, 2002, 01:38

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
No, Mrs finbar offered me the daquiri and got this wicked "oh please say yes" look on her face but I had to drive. I regret saying no now.

I've just reviewed the tape from the security camera. In fact, the scene played as follows:

MRS fINBAR: "Could I interest you in a daquiri, ******?" (*No, she didn't call him that. She never uses language like that. She called him by his real name)

HORSE looks around at the ASSEMBLED GUESTS:

HORSE: (wistfully, hopefully, verging on desperately) "Would a daquiri affect my driving?"

ASSEMBLED GUESTS & MRS fINBAR: (chorus) "Yes!"

HORSE looks at the floor, scuffs his shoe backwards and forwards disconsolately:

HORSE: (barely a murmur) "I'd better not then"

And sulks.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 31, 2002, 02:13

That was a painful moment for me

**finbar** · July 31, 2002, 02:16

Well, you were advised that the Hydey Suite was available. The sheets and pillowslips had been changed. Mrs finbar had even folded a fresh towel and facewasher on the end of the bed.

**Hydey** · July 31, 2002, 02:32

Originally posted by finbar

1. Water.
2. One can of VB.
3. Cordial.
4. One glass of red wine.

you forgot the green tea finny

2. two cans of VB
3. It was Mrs Hydey on the cordial.
4. you and I split the bottle of red and then Mrs Finbar, your good self and I split the other wine (crappy sweet stuff) .

If I knew you were counting on a big performance, I would have stayed another night and drunk a slab of VB, a cask of Red and then cleared out your top shelf.

Given that I had 1000 km drive the next day I tried to keep myself down to your meager standards.

**Hydey** · July 31, 2002, 02:33

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I offered Hydey some Black Label when he lobbed down here in Canberran but he declined (twice). I was completely flummoxed.

Didn't offer me a beer

or a Rum

I hate scotch, tastes like Shyte.

**Hydey** · July 31, 2002, 02:35

Originally posted by finbar
Well, you were advised that the Hydey Suite was available. The sheets and pillowslips had been changed. Mrs finbar had even folded a fresh towel and facewasher on the end of the bed.

Yeah sorry about those stains on the sheets Finny, I hope they washed out ok. You should be glad they were much worse on the bed at Horses.

**finbar** · July 31, 2002, 02:39

Originally posted by Hydey
you forgot the green tea finny

Bugger! Did too! And I got it in especially for you.

Given that I had 1000 km drive the next day I tried to keep myself down to your meager standards.

Horse only had half an hour - most of it through tunnels - and declined a daquiri.

**finbar** · July 31, 2002, 02:41

Originally posted by Hydey
Yeah sorry about those stains on the sheets Finny, I hope they washed out ok.

We sent the sheets to the Police Forensics Lab for testing to determine just exactly what makes you tick.

**Hydey** · July 31, 2002, 02:50

Originally posted by finbar

We sent the sheets to the Police Forensics Lab for testing to determine just exactly what makes you tick.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 31, 2002, 02:58

Originally posted by finbar

Horse only had half an hour - most of it through tunnels - and declined a daquiri.

You try and negotiate more than 10 kilometres of winding underground tunnels and freeway signs at 2am with half a daquiri mix under your belt.

**finbar** · July 31, 2002, 03:21

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
You try and negotiate more than 10 kilometres of winding underground tunnels and freeway signs at 2am with half a daquiri mix under your belt.

Mrs finbar almost made it from the kitchen to the dining table the other week. When I say almost, I mean she finished the journey. On hands and knees.

**finbar** · July 31, 2002, 03:23

Originally posted by Hydey

The Police Forensics Lab returned the results, Hydey. You're carrying Kenny Eastwood's genes. Any idea how or why?

**Alexander's Horse** · July 31, 2002, 03:48

Originally posted by Hydey

Yeah sorry about those stains on the sheets Finny, I hope they washed out ok. You should be glad they were much worse on the bed at Horses.

I dunno - I see posts like this from you-know-who and I'm somehow transported back to a school playground covered in gobs of spit and full of loud, sweating, swearing, throbbing boys in about year 8.

I guess being a leading member of a country cricket club lets you extend your childhood almost indefinitely. I just wish he wouldn't extend their banal and crude idea of wit to our forums.

**Hydey** · July 31, 2002, 04:39

Speciel comments from Horse the master of banal and crude wit.

**Makeo** · July 31, 2002, 07:18

i'm not sure if my icq is working. am i online

send me a message cos i am online

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