History of the World 2 (Part Three)

[deity]

Originally posted by drake
yeah guys, I'm done being a pusssy. If shhit doesnt go well from now on, I'm just going to bail and not worry about it. I am sorry that I take my commitment too seriously some times and that I get discouraged when other people fuk up. I can be an impatient bittch. But I'm going to try to work on that shhit.

Besides, eventually someone's going to need to put that big mouth aussie in his place

Raz's mouth not too big

Good on yer Sir Francis Drake!

I dub thee Sir Francis.....

So, what ya going to do with another collapsed Government and falling behind in techs, eh? LOL

[Rasputin]

can we please please start early tomorrow !!!!!


and my mouth is riight size for nibbling on Rusisna Queens Nipples !!!!

[drake]

Raz, is that you in that picture

I'll be online at 7pm est tonight. Can't speak for anyone else.

Please gang, don't subject me to another week of shattered expectations!

Deity, you think I'm worried about a little collapsing of a government? And the tech? Sheesh, the Axis is doing just fine

I confess, my lack of experience using democracy shows through. Never really used it before this game. If my science in democracy wasn't so damn stellar (3 turns), I would be red in a second. We'll see what happens.......

So is chris out for sure, and if so, who's going to be my new ally?

[Rasputin]

its me

yes my Avatar is me !!!

[drake]

Ladies love raz

Bet you have to fight em' off with sticks don't ya?

Funny, people never look like I think they would.

For example, I never thought Deity would look like Kurt Russell on crack

[markusf]

Originally posted by deity




I'm in a winning position in both these top diplo games with top players and I'm deprived of my 'chance' to get that buzz Drake got when he won the Mon Night diplo.... God Damnit!

LOL the game was over for you the instant me and bezerker traded cities. +38 trade routes in all his cities + SSC you didn't stand a chance.

[drake]

Speaking of avatars, yours is very offensive markus. I'm going to protest it.....


riiiiiiiiiight

[The Capo]

Hey what's up...

Happy Independance Day everyone! (USA USA USA USA!!!)

I know I'm a day late, but I was out all day on the Mall taking part in the festivities, I was a staffer at the "Smoke-In 2001" (A sit-in for smoking weed) and really didn't have to do anything just camp out on the stage the night before right...

So anyway it starts raining and all these chicks are trying to get on stage, cuz it was under a tarp and ****, so me and Dax are like, you show us your boobs you get on stage right so there were these two totally hot lookin "flower girls" and they're like can we get on stage, and then-

Alright, sorry. Unless any of you middle-aged Aussies would like to live vicariously through the life of a U of MD freshman...?

Kent contacted me, my ICQ is weird but I got his contact and we are gonna try and play tonight AN HOUR EARLIER, if nobody shows up and sh*t I'll be pretty pissed off. So whatever we should have a good session, and with the dismissal (yeah he's out) of Chris the Adriatic League is going to have to re-establish our foreign policy... methinks.

The best suggestion I can give, until the weed wears off at least, is not to worry to much if bad sh*t happens. Just say "whatever man" and shrug it off, we'll be alright.

And one last time; HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, the birthdate of the greatest country the world has ever seen!

[Rasputin]

Less weed more game .....

And so did they show those pert ones or not ?????

and yes i am one of those damn middle aged Aussies (well almost, what is mid life nowadays, average life expectancy now is about 78 i hear, but i am told my generation will live to about 90 qaverage, and the teens today will live to about 100.. i am also reliably informed my kids will live on average to about 120 years.. hmmm too many damn statisitics)

I will be online at 8am Aus Eaast time ... straight after 12 hours of night shift , so the sooner i see people the more liley i will be awake, no people, no game means i sleep ......

[The Capo]

Hey now!

They did a little more than show them pert ones, lemme tell ya that much!

And oh yeah, we burned a Union Jack (aka "British Flag" for those of us who are SunTzu-esque) too, that was fun. There were a few British people in attendance that mildly b*tched about it, but hey, you gotta break a few eggs when making omelets.

Alright, the roster I belive goes like this for tonight/this morning...

Capo - AL
Drake - Zulu
Rasputin - Israel
Kent - Mali
Prometheus - China
Deity - Australia
Easthaven - Mongolia

Which is actually a pretty damn good roster for a game that is considered by most to be on its last leg.

The ONLY thing I can think of that could ruin this game is the huge ass monsoon that just hit us here in the Balitmore-Washington Metropolitan Area. But other than that I'll be around like six, super f*ckin early, just to make sure all of our ducks are in a row.

[The Capo]

In the basement of a small bar in Venice...

"Lock the door! Jesus Christ! We can't afford to be careless..."

"Look at this, now this is what I call an arsenal...."

"How many are we talking?"

"Guns, or people?"

"Well both actually, but people."

"Around five hundered."

"Wow really?"

"Yes, the Mali Communist Party sent some volunteers."

"How many Adriatics?"

"Oh most, around four hundered fifty, a lot. This is definitely an Adriatic movement."

"Perfect."

"I have to meet il Duce in around two hours, for dinner. Enjoy the fine drinks and ladies, its all on me."

"Thank you."

"It will be perfect yes, yes it will be..."

[Rasputin]

somewhere in cyber space

two figures approach each other through the mist in hte forrest. One figure is dressed all in black , the other is dressed in some sort of relgious garments...

"Ahh Rasputin my friend , how are you?"

"Dont cal me you friend, we have never been like that, not ever!"

"Ok Raz, you are right, but it is time for us to put the past behind us, much strange things have been occuring."

"Yes I know"said Raz. " I cant seem to recall anything that happened yesterday."

"Yes, you wont , it is hard to explain"

"Well explain you must , you have been trying to destroy Israel for centuries and now we meet out here. Miles from anywhere."

"we are in the midst of a Cyber region"

"What on earth ar eyou on about old man?"

"Its a space that isnt realay a space, a bit like cyber sex, its sex when you not having sex"

"Huh!"

"Oh forget that last comment!"

"I already have"

"You will not beleive this Raz, but a Wormhole has opened up in the Time/Space Continuum ..."

"A worm what in the Space what ?"

"A worm hole in the Time/Space Continuum. Many of the memories you have , have never occured. There was no great uprising of the religous order, you did not become a Rabbi. You fell into this wormhole and have bene wondering around here for 3 weeks in your time, but decades in real time"

"I dont beleive you, this is all more of your lies "

" No it is all true Raz. I am actually your Guardian sent from the planet Canada, The great Empress Lori is deeply in love with you and is very concerned with your well being I was sent to prevent just this occurance happeneing. But obviously I almost stuffed up. You have been wandering through these cyber-woods for the past decades whilts an imposter rules in Israel. "

"I dont beleive you"

"Okm your right, their is no such palce as Canada and The Empress doesnt reaaly love you. But the Wormhole is true!! I am now going to take you back through the wormhole to Israel... You must resume control and I can go back to hating you and trying to have you overthrown."

"But why? Why dont you jsut leave me here, and you can take over"

"Well Raz its because we are reaaly one, I am where you are! i need you"

"This is all nonsense!!!:"

"Quite right Raz, but it does lead to the fact that many things were said or claimed to have happeend , but when you get back to leading Israel, it may not be the same... "

"This is reaaly weird, I think that weed I toked on last night has gone to my head"

"Well it is time to depart Raz , lets go" and with that the two figures merged into one and in a bright flash suddenyl they were gone................................

[drake]

Um......ok

[SunTzu]

SunTzu-esque?

[The Capo]

Either I smoked entirely too much weed that night, or Raz is a bigger fiend than myself...