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Update from Desdenova the Righteous
All hell has broken loose. Nukes have been fired and thousands of lives have been lost. The world is close to global warming. The once proud army of the Neandethals has been neutered. Zarvox and his followers are coming out of their shell and Suas is busy breaking his word and building a spaceship that will fly his slimy followers to the dark recesses of space.
As promised, the Mongols have not launched any nuclear weapons, however the notorious liar Suas of the Egyptians cannot say the same. His actions are a true crime of humanity. The Mongol army had just taken over Egyptian cities in Japan and were busy securing their fortifications for an egyptian retaliation, perhaps a naval raid. Since Desdenova had been given both Zarvox and Suas's word that they would not use nuclear weapons and that honorable warfare would be conducted, there was no fear of a nuclear attack. Apparently we have learned our lesson. Suas's evil empire has no sense of morality or dignity. They bombed their own people for god's sake. They really need to build the Eiffel Tower or something, for their world reputation is lower than that of a cockroach; a cockroach scuttling into the dark, fleeing like a coward.
My insane ally, SunTzu of the Neanderthals plans have been vaporized...literally. The entire Afrika Korps unit (some 35 units) were wiped from the face of the earth when Zarvox launched a nuke at them. This missile of destruction therein ended any hopes that the Neanderthals had. An enraged and frustrated SunTzu vows revenge for this Carthaginian atrocity, though his ill equipped army will probably not be able to back up his words.
Zarvox finally came to the reality that his spaceship is not going to win the space race unless he acts and acts quickly. He apparently over-estimated his chances of beating the Yellow empire as he is way behind in parts production. Our nations have met and temporarily agreed to combine forces.
Suas does not care if millions of his citizens are killed as long as his cowardly plan succeeds. The defenses that the Mongols have encountered in Egyptian cities to this point have been pathetic at best. Suas has basically allowed his cities to be taken and his people to be slaughtered. Make no mistake, the Mongols are not fools and know that this is part of Suas's plan. It is merely a way to bide time. But he is putting all of his eggs in one basket. Yes, certainly the odds are in his favor, but his breathing room is going to continue to get smaller and smaller.
Time grows short for the Mongols. All production and money is now being poured into the army. We will not hold anything back. As we said before, we believe in our causes and represent what little good is left on this earth. We have the least pollution in the world and have yet to use nukes. We are in essence, the defenders of mother earth. If justice is served, both Suas and Zarvox will be obliterated for betraying their earth, but only time will tell.
We can only do what is right. However, our spies report that the Egyptian ship, The "SS Cockroach" is almost ready to be launched......
Can it be stopped????????????? We'll find out next Monday
All hell has broken loose. Nukes have been fired and thousands of lives have been lost. The world is close to global warming. The once proud army of the Neandethals has been neutered. Zarvox and his followers are coming out of their shell and Suas is busy breaking his word and building a spaceship that will fly his slimy followers to the dark recesses of space.
As promised, the Mongols have not launched any nuclear weapons, however the notorious liar Suas of the Egyptians cannot say the same. His actions are a true crime of humanity. The Mongol army had just taken over Egyptian cities in Japan and were busy securing their fortifications for an egyptian retaliation, perhaps a naval raid. Since Desdenova had been given both Zarvox and Suas's word that they would not use nuclear weapons and that honorable warfare would be conducted, there was no fear of a nuclear attack. Apparently we have learned our lesson. Suas's evil empire has no sense of morality or dignity. They bombed their own people for god's sake. They really need to build the Eiffel Tower or something, for their world reputation is lower than that of a cockroach; a cockroach scuttling into the dark, fleeing like a coward.
My insane ally, SunTzu of the Neanderthals plans have been vaporized...literally. The entire Afrika Korps unit (some 35 units) were wiped from the face of the earth when Zarvox launched a nuke at them. This missile of destruction therein ended any hopes that the Neanderthals had. An enraged and frustrated SunTzu vows revenge for this Carthaginian atrocity, though his ill equipped army will probably not be able to back up his words.
Zarvox finally came to the reality that his spaceship is not going to win the space race unless he acts and acts quickly. He apparently over-estimated his chances of beating the Yellow empire as he is way behind in parts production. Our nations have met and temporarily agreed to combine forces.
Suas does not care if millions of his citizens are killed as long as his cowardly plan succeeds. The defenses that the Mongols have encountered in Egyptian cities to this point have been pathetic at best. Suas has basically allowed his cities to be taken and his people to be slaughtered. Make no mistake, the Mongols are not fools and know that this is part of Suas's plan. It is merely a way to bide time. But he is putting all of his eggs in one basket. Yes, certainly the odds are in his favor, but his breathing room is going to continue to get smaller and smaller.
Time grows short for the Mongols. All production and money is now being poured into the army. We will not hold anything back. As we said before, we believe in our causes and represent what little good is left on this earth. We have the least pollution in the world and have yet to use nukes. We are in essence, the defenders of mother earth. If justice is served, both Suas and Zarvox will be obliterated for betraying their earth, but only time will tell.
We can only do what is right. However, our spies report that the Egyptian ship, The "SS Cockroach" is almost ready to be launched......
Can it be stopped????????????? We'll find out next Monday
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