Another happy evening of multiplayer

[Alexander's Horse]

*horse border troops rudely taunt and fart in the general direction of the already smelly dieticians*


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Chaos, panic and disorder - My work here is done.

Keep the OT sticky thread free!!

[Hydey]

Just when I thought this game had the lot, along comes a farting horse to spice it up some more.

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I'm Australia's nuclear cop
I am the real Troll
A.H. is a nice guy

[Hydey]

These games must getting too hot as both Deity and AH did a runner last night and did not play.

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I'm Australia's nuclear cop
I am the real Troll
A.H. is a nice guy

[Alexander's Horse]

*Captain Dieticus jokes sweep the Horse Empire*

"His men would follow him anywhere - but only out of morbid curiosity"


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[finbar]

*What's got one forward gear and three reverse gears?*

*A Deititian tank!*

+scurries for cover+

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[Alexander's Horse]

Residents of Peaceful Horse roll a huge sign up to the city gates and point it at the trespassing Dietician troops. It reads:

"Captain Dieticus is so dense, light bends around him"

*Horse Empire falls about laughing*




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Chaos, panic and disorder - My work here is done.

[Guest]

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</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Alexander's Horse on 01-15-2001 07:31 PM</font>
*Captain Dieticus jokes sweep the Horse Empire*

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Captain Deiticus aims to please. He is much happier now
A cold war has been warmed by the friendly horse farters.
What do you feed them AH? Beans on a cracker?
Pooooh...

Capt Deiticus tucks into another beautiful seafood meal freshly caught east of "AH for Brekkie"...
What awaits him in the morning...?
Hmmmm, what's for breakfast?

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*deity of THE DEITIANS*
aka: half-assed dieticians
icq# 8388924

[Guest]

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</font><font size=1>Originally posted by finbar on 01-15-2001 07:50 PM</font>
*What's got one forward gear and three reverse gears?*

*A Deititian tank!*

+scurries for cover+


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DEITIAN!

Well, most peaceful civs are tentative about aggression
Besides, having gears is fine when the others have horsies

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*deity of THE DEITIANS*
aka: half-assed dieticians
icq# 8388924

[Alexander's Horse]

*The horse empire sends extra funds to "Peaceful Horse" so they can demoralise the intruding Deitician troops by partying constantly.*


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Chaos, panic and disorder - My work here is done.

[finbar]

"Fetchez la vache!"

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[Alexander's Horse]

*Horse empire citizens are puzzled by Dietican defectors, who all ask for a good spanking*

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Chaos, panic and disorder - My work here is done.

[Hydey]

rumours spread around the known world that Captain Deiticus is a POOF.

This perhaps explains why Horse wants to be so close to him.

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I am the real Troll
A.H. is a nice guy

[Atomic Dogg]

Lowang's population shudder at the way other civilizations train their troops...naked on the bottom half and encouraged to be intimate with their comrades... you guys are giving my children nightmares!

My people dread to be caught down wing of any of AH's troops....we hear the stench wilts plantlife.

We also hear that venereal disease has broken out amongst the Deitian ranks.

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-Atomic Dogg is Lowang
-What you talkin bout Willis?

[Alexander's Horse]

Lowang can play again as long as he promises not to run any other programs whilst playing

I noticed we had no probs last night.


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Chaos, panic and disorder - My work here is done.

[finbar]

Speaking of nights, I won't be around this one (Friday). Nor, in fact, will our Honorary Skippy, Berzerker, according to what he told me via ICQ this morning, anyway.

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