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  • you know you've played civ to long when ...(the return)

    wonder if this going to get a ton of replies too. any way

    if an un welcome neighboor comes to your door, you demand they "withdraw their trrops imedietly"...

    if your kid gets a bad report card, you increase science to 100%.

    for christmas, you increase luxeries to 100%

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    "our words are backed by nuclear weapons"
    "oh, yeah. well, our nukes are backed by 100%money back guarantee, so there."
    [This message has been edited by Smokey tha nuke man (edited January 06, 2001).]
    "our words are backed by nuclear weapons"
    "oh, yeah. well, our nukes are backed by 100%money back guarantee, so there."

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    ... if your parents demands you to withdraw your hands from both keyboard and mouse.
    "Io non volgo le spalle dinnanzi al nemico!!!" - il Conte di San Sebastiano al messo del comandante in capo, battaglia dell'Assietta
    "E' più facile far passare un cammello per la cruna di un ago che un pensiero nel cervello di Bush!!!" - Zelig
    "Live fire, and not cold steel, now resolve battles" - Marshall de Puysegur

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    • #3
      ...You have a big argument at home so you rush build a temple in the back garden.

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      • #4
        Whoops - there was a similar post in the old thread that I missed
        So here's a new one - ...When you refuse to go on holiday and leave the house undefended.

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        • #5
          ...when you plan your next attack on the back of a 100% final exam in university...

          ...when you stand up your girlfriend of 3 years on her parent's 25th Anniversary because the blasted Romans just breached your outer perimiter...

          Both true, and very sad stories!
          "You're fired." - Jack Larkin

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          • #6
            ...When you know what all the wonders in Civ one and two do off the top of you head.

            ...Whne you vote Sid Mier as the most important person of the past 6 mellinums

            ...when you mom is complaining about how she is treadted at work and you tell her to demand tribute for her paicents

            ...whne youi thnk playing civ 2 is a good way to study for you geography mid-term

            [This message has been edited by RollinThunda (edited January 06, 2001).]
            [This message has been edited by RollinThunda (edited January 08, 2001).]
            Artillery is the god of war-Joseph Stallin
            It is True that liberty is Precious, so Prescious it must be Rationed-V.I.Lennin

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            • #7
              ...when you study your CIV2 manual.

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              Save the whales, collect the whole set!!

              If Al Gore invented the Internet, then I invented the spell check- Dan Quayle

              If someone doesn't agree with you, you haven't explained yourself well enough-Luther Ely Smith

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              • #8
                quote:

                when you study your CIV2 manual

                Err.. what's wrong with doing that?

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                • #9
                  ...when for whatever technical reason you can´t play civ2 anymore and you immediately get ill.

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                  oedo...
                  proud member of EUROPA
                  justice is might

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                  • #10
                    When your parents make you attend a boring family meeting and you «demand tribute for our patience»

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                    • #11
                      ...When you don't realise why those two bridges that are so close don't connect over the length of the river.

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                      • #12
                        ...when you keep arguing on all possible strategy forums that Civ is much better than all those petty C&C's...


                        I actually do it.
                        I increase the awareness to Civ in the Israeli society.

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                        • #13
                          ... when you have to start a new "you know you've played CIV to long when" thread.
                          ...when you've been personally distressed when someone says all they ever do is play RTS.

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                          Save the whales, collect the whole set!!

                          If Al Gore invented the Internet, then I invented the spell check- Dan Quayle

                          If someone doesn't agree with you, you haven't explained yourself well enough-Luther Ely Smith

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                          • #14
                            ...when you're in the middle of a snowball war, and all of your forts only have two straight side meeting in a corner.
                            A genunine Matt Gaston post.

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                            • #15
                              if you want to adopt a kid, you ask if "when will leonardo's upgrade it?"
                              "our words are backed by nuclear weapons"
                              "oh, yeah. well, our nukes are backed by 100%money back guarantee, so there."

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