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Since I disagree with the Communists who insist on keeping our glorious population in virtual poverty, I would like to form this party to give everyone the chance to have riches and prosperity!
Name: The Apolyton Capitalist Party (ACP)
Leader: Bear
Members: Join today!
Manifesto: The production of more cash. Vote for us and we will build stock exchanges in every city, research capitalism (we don't have it, do we?) and give our major cities the capitalism improvement. Furthermore, this Communism policy is just starving us of cash, so we'll switch to Fundamentalism. We'll make loads of caravans to trade with our rich neighbours (and DESTROY the poor ones!
), and keep some because apparently that lets you research during Fundamentalism..
Main points:
Construction of Stock Exchanges in every city
Research of Capitalism
Government change to Fundamentalism
Building of two new Armies & two transport fleets (which we can afford once we've done the things above)
Demanding tribute from all our weaker neighbours
FURTHERMORE, we will save money by destroying improvements we don't need. For example, when we need to build sewers, we'll demolish the aqueducts so they won't cost excess money! And we'll destroy other stuff we don't care about, like.. oo.. the Palace
So join the Apolyton Capitalist Party (ACP) today! Campaign for more cash and prosperity!!
Put your name down here
Name: The Apolyton Capitalist Party (ACP)
Leader: Bear
Members: Join today!
Manifesto: The production of more cash. Vote for us and we will build stock exchanges in every city, research capitalism (we don't have it, do we?) and give our major cities the capitalism improvement. Furthermore, this Communism policy is just starving us of cash, so we'll switch to Fundamentalism. We'll make loads of caravans to trade with our rich neighbours (and DESTROY the poor ones!
), and keep some because apparently that lets you research during Fundamentalism..Main points:
Construction of Stock Exchanges in every city
Research of Capitalism
Government change to Fundamentalism
Building of two new Armies & two transport fleets (which we can afford once we've done the things above)
Demanding tribute from all our weaker neighbours
FURTHERMORE, we will save money by destroying improvements we don't need. For example, when we need to build sewers, we'll demolish the aqueducts so they won't cost excess money! And we'll destroy other stuff we don't care about, like.. oo.. the Palace
So join the Apolyton Capitalist Party (ACP) today! Campaign for more cash and prosperity!!
Put your name down here
I'll bet an ocean voyage in an Ironclad up there could be a very "interesting" experience, as well. 
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Is he truly a comrade of Apolyton? We could organize a bathymetry survey of the polar waters... 
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