Apolyton Capitalist Party

[Bear]

John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

It was just before the election which made him President. Him and Reagen had a TV interview to debate their issues.

I saw it on a thing on TV called "Looking good for the camera" - Kennedy wore make up, so he looked calm, whilst Reagen didn't, so he sweated the whole way through.


Some say thats one of the reasons Kennedy won.. lol

[MrWhereItsAt]

I'm not sweating... I'm blinking sleep out of my eyes.

Or am I on the winning side?

[Bear]

Well, they both became President, didn't they?

Kennedy was a better one, of course. And had loads of girlfriends...

So you're Reagan

[MrWhereItsAt]

Doh! Hey, bla- what the.... Son of a .....

I'll see YOU at the Pay Per View! One on One. I'll end your career!

RROAAARRR!!!!

/me flexes muscles

[Bear]

Bwahahaha!

Have to catch me first

[Marquis de Sodaq]

Originally posted by Bear
...live in a free, democratic world, where we all have the chance to pull out of the gutter of poverty (46% disease! 27 years live expectancy!).

Comrade, the disease figures include the common cold. The life expectancy... uh... well, I'm sure there is a good explanation.

(If we were the US gov't, menopause and balding would also be included. - Drug companies have too much lobbying power in that capitalist system!)

[MrWhereItsAt]

Nonononononono! MdS - look at my above posts. I have found the perfect excu- reason for the demographics!

[Marquis de Sodaq]

Bear, don't you mean the Kennedy/Nixon debate?

Anyway, you wondered if the cabinet would accept a public push for a change in gov't. I believe the answer is YES. There was talk of turning republic, but first we had to solve happiness issues and mine some hills. However, we soon were at war with most of the other civs. With the Statue of Liberty, we switched to commie in order to boost production and eliminate corruption, while having obvious advantages in war.

Once a change to democracy is feasable, I assure you there will be support in both the public and council to make the change. Lobby to end the wars, dig some holes, and trade! Once that is done, a switch to democracy would work.

[Bear]

Reagan.. Nixon.. probably


Dig some holes..? Righttt..

Can I offer my advice on how to end the wars to the SMC and the pres? I shall.

[-Jrabbit]

Bear, don't you mean the Kennedy/Nixon debate?

Thank you, Marquis.

Bear, this sort of historical inaccuracy is not to be tolerated.

1960 -- Nixon debates Kennedy. JFK wins presidency.
1968 -- Nixon declines debate vs. Humphrey, wins presidency.
1980 -- Reagan runs for president. No Kennedy available. Reagan wins.

WARNING: If this is the level of accuracy we can expect from the Apolyton Capitalist Party, I shall look with jaundiced eye at any plan for conversion to Democracy.

[Immortal Wombat]

Damn right. Fundamentalist Eco-War is the only way

[H Tower]

do the fundies support the use of nuclear weapons?

[Immortal Wombat]

no. that would cause pollution. pollution is bad

[atawa]

But nukes would speed up your goal of a world without humans

[Space05us]

aren't hippies one of the big enemies of a communist state?