Killing Kittens.

[Victor Galis]

Man, if they can't understand the joke, we don't want them at Poly anyway.

Say, Markos, how did you happen to acquire so many kittens? (Might it not just be easier to sell the kittens?)

[Victor Galis]

Would you be so blase if the ad in question featured pictures of starving Third World children and the caption "Whenever you don't buy Apolyton products, we crack an African's head?"

-But that wouldn't be an allusion to an older joke now would it?

[Chris 62]

Originally posted by H Tower


you cater to who you have visiting your website. maybe your just the odd, old man out here Chris

Hit a nerve, eh?

[Mr. President]

But that wouldn't be an allusion to an older joke now would it?

I've seen allusions that were further from the original joke. When was the original joke from anyway? 1950? If you're old enough to actually remember that, you're probably dead and not seeing the banner on Apolyton.

[MarkG]

chris, we also have a "help us save the kittens" banner on which you havent commented
so we cover both "markets"

[Robert]

You don't need to know the 'old' joke to get the kitten one.

You must be pretty insane to think that it's possible to kill a kitten everytime you do something NOT

And about the starving children in africa......... *gasp*
then you can't make any joke.

Do you know about the elephant and the mouse walking over the bridge. The mouse said "Quite a noise we make, don't we?"

No replace 'the mouse' with a 'lightweight starving african child! QUIET A BAD TASTE JOKE

[Victor Galis]

If you're old enough to actually remember that, you're probably dead and not seeing the banner on Apolyton.

-I'm 18, and I've seen the old joke before.

[Robert]

Imagine Markos killing a kitten any time anybody does not buy something from the store..........

he really needs an automatic weapon in that case.
How silly and stupid can people be.

In fact we should force everybody who's going to visit apolyton to take an IQ test, and only allow people with an IQ above 110. (don't replace 'people with below 110 with starving african chidlren, since than it would be a bad taste joke)

oh wait, it's a joke.
Otherwise civgames will soon run a thread: "Apolyon only accepts inteligent gamers and discriminates the stupid ones"

[MarkG]

Originally posted by Victor Galis
Say, Markos, how did you happen to acquire so many kittens? (Might it not just be easier to sell the kittens?)

well there is big group of cats living in my neighborhoud

beyond that, i'll share a secret with you:
you can search for images on google!


chris,
look at this
<img src=http://apolyton.net/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1113573>
we cant go wrong this way, can we?

[Exile]

Would you be so blase' if . . .

But you know what?

IT'S NOT!!!!

Can you say inapt analogy?

Please, try to learn how to debate before you blunder into it. Or, just go ahead and flounder. It is somewhat entertaining.

[Robert]

Hey Markos, you need to name the source of your pictures!
I have a copyright on that one

edit: fixed the 'doitnow' failures

[Robert]

Oh, btw, what if we expand the kitten franchise,
and remove all non-kitten related store banners, and add all the kitten-related ones I made ? Included the "We love kitten" one?

Just only kitten banners.
That would be great !

[Robert]

*different voice* I agree with CyberShy

[Robert]

*another different voice* so do I

[Stefu]

How people here remeber the original of this joke, on the cover of the National lampoon magazine around 30 years ago.

-I'm not sure what you mean, but there was a copy of that picture with the kitten and those um... things chasing it with the caption, "Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten." floating around the dorms at Georgia Tech.

The inspiration was mainly from "Every time you masturbate" picture, but also bit from the Nat. Lampoon cover.