Killing Kittens.

[Ecthy]

that'd be cool

Markos, I'm willing to buy a shirt with (post count /100)% discount and a 2000 post count increase, just to do me justice

[DaShi]

Where's MikeH?

Oh, he's off not buying something from poly.

[Lefty Scaevola]

How people here remeber the original of this joke, on the cover of the National lampoon magazine around 30 years ago.

[Robert]

I'm surprissed you didn't use the three terrorists with the hats, it's just as tasteful

Thanks

[Victor Galis]

How people here remeber the original of this joke, on the cover of the National lampoon magazine around 30 years ago.

-I'm not sure what you mean, but there was a copy of that picture with the kitten and those um... things chasing it with the caption, "Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten." floating around the dorms at Georgia Tech.

[Exile]

Oh, Good Gravy!

What have I done?! Post a little comment in the ACS forum and what happens?

Spam-o-rama.

Apologies, Markos. No idea this would happen. Still, the ad was funny, and I'm a cat owner too.

Delete it now ming! I dare ya!

[Dimorier Maximus]

I didn't think that miscellaneous stuff increased your post count?

[notyoueither]

Bannergate!

Controversy sweeps the internet.

Reputed mob bosses Dan 'frosty' Quick and Mark 'don't call me Dino' Giano... oh hell, it's Greek OK... are under investigation by the FBI for abuse of kittens and total disregard for the dignity of America's political leadership.

Thanks to a tip from an alert citizen, this one, authorities will now be able to investigate and bring the mendicants to justice.

In a related story, the mobs torpedoe Ming 'the frog' Rodmeister appears to have gone underground as the furor erupted. Speculation is rampant that he may be on a road trip in Michigan to 'look after a problem'.

[H Tower]

Originally posted by Dimorier Maximus
I didn't think that miscellaneous stuff increased your post count?

oh it does, it does

how do you think so many OT posters get to 500 posts? its by complaining about things in community.

well, that and spamming civ3 area where it gets lost in the clutter

edit: (+1)

[Zoid]

Re: Bannergate!

Originally posted by notyoueither
Controversy sweeps the internet.

Reputed mob bosses Dan 'frosty' Quick and Mark 'don't call me Dino' Giano... oh hell, it's Greek OK... are under investigation by the FBI for abuse of kittens and total disregard for the dignity of America's political leadership.

Thanks to a tip from an alert citizen, this one, authorities will now be able to investigate and bring the mendicants to justice.

In a related story, the mobs torpedoe Ming 'the frog' Rodmeister appears to have gone underground as the furor erupted. Speculation is rampant that he may be on a road trip in Michigan to 'look after a problem'.

Surely they can´t be serious?? That banner was a hoot... When will these people get a sense of humor?

[notyoueither]

He was very serious, but now it appears as if he has edited everything out.

I strongly suspect that he is the person mentioned by Mark as being the poster 'lost' due to the kitten banner.

[*End Is Forever*]

I'm not buying anything from the store either...

Wonder if anyone will report 'Poly to PETA?

[Skanky Burns]

Poor kitty populations...

[Mr. President]

Don't laugh. Cats own you.

Yes, the banner is in poor taste. Don't get mad, get even. Get a website at Geocities and put nothing on it but a giant sign saying "Apolyton is for losers", then put the address in every post you make here.

[Chris 62]

Originally posted by MarkG
if only for once you could find one thing that i did well chris!

if only....

Well, let's see...cat lovers are usually mature family people with JOBS, CREDIT CARDS,CHECK BOOKS, willing to buy poly bric-brac.

Cat haters tend to be 15-25 year olds who are either students or barely making it, spend their excess wealth on booze (or rarely, broads), normally sexually frustrated, borderline psychopaths who dream of a sueudo/Stalinist worker's paradise while continually striking out in the real world, and unlikey to buy a mug or tee shirt.

And to whom is your add catering too?