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    one product for every need in the life of a typical civer

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  • #2
    'No-comment long-sleeve T-shirt'?

    Don't you have any imagination?

    These are nice...
    I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by aaglo
      'No-comment long-sleeve T-shirt'?

      Don't you have any imagination?
      dont know, i asked for a settler slogan and i'm still waiting for something really good

      so please find me a name for "long-sleeve T-shirts"
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      • #4
        Uh... the 'don't you have any imagination' part was for the long-sleeved T-shirt. It is just as funny as sleeveless T-shirt..

        Hmmm, pullover? English is not my native language, so my guess is not even a guess. It's propably only a bad joke.
        I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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        • #5
          All of these animals are tankeros!
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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          • #6
            for those too bored to click on the link

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            • #7
              Mark, I really can't justify spending on T-shirts, seeing how I've got a hundered or so unused ones from the last trade-show season, but if you'd ever consider adding official appolyton lingerie my gf's - current, future and possibly past - wouldn't ever have to worry 'bout running out of underware again.

              "Have you comne here to admire my beauty?" hmm?
              "The number of political murders was a little under one million (800,000 - 900,000)." - chegitz guevara on the history of the USSR.
              "I think the real figures probably are about a million or less." - David Irving on the number of Holocaust victims.

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              • #8
                how about something like this

                <a href=http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/productdetail.aspx?prodno=apolyton_nuc.2315178><im g src=http://images.cafepress.com/prodtn_nocache/2315178_F_TN.jpg border=1></a>
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                Co-Owner/Webmaster, Top40-Charts.com | CTO, Apogee Information Systems
                giannopoulos.info: my non-mobile non-photo news & articles blog

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                • #9
                  Hmm, I don't know... I'd like the garment itself to be more risqué and the caption to be less so. After all, buying intimate clothers for women is most often an attempt to ingratiate oneself with them, at least in my experience. That's an outfit for a nerdette, proclaming herself to be so, not a nice gift from a nerd boy like myself to the next hot prospect.
                  "The number of political murders was a little under one million (800,000 - 900,000)." - chegitz guevara on the history of the USSR.
                  "I think the real figures probably are about a million or less." - David Irving on the number of Holocaust victims.

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                  • #10
                    well, our products were never targeted to girls
                    we'll have to come up with new slogans

                    how about "i want to settle in your bed" ???
                    Co-Founder, Apolyton Civilization Site
                    Co-Owner/Webmaster, Top40-Charts.com | CTO, Apogee Information Systems
                    giannopoulos.info: my non-mobile non-photo news & articles blog

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MarkG
                      well, our products were never targeted to girls
                      That certainly makes sense, from a market segment perspective anyway. But are you telling me guys are actually buying that T-shirt as gifts for their gf? I have a hard time believing that... I mean, would you?

                      we'll have to come up with new slogans

                      how about "i want to settle in your bed" ???
                      Absolutely terrible

                      No, really. My ideal would be something that's both cute, has some clear - but not too explicit! - sexual innuendo and strokes independent femininity the right way. That artist-with-no-name-but formarly-called-Apolyton-entity's T-shirt on his video models; "All this and brains too!" always struck me as Just Right in that respect. Coming up with someting similiar in Civspeak is a though cookie, but it should be possible to figure something out.

                      Rummaging thru' my own closet I find all those boring SUN, M$, Merck and Deloitte&Touch T-shirts, but there are some gems as well. Here's a favorite from an ex-employee stall trying to make fun out of a real stinker: "Arthur Andersen - not a shread of evidence". Hoo Hoo!
                      "The number of political murders was a little under one million (800,000 - 900,000)." - chegitz guevara on the history of the USSR.
                      "I think the real figures probably are about a million or less." - David Irving on the number of Holocaust victims.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Stefu and originally said by Ahti Karjalainen on a trip to Africa in the 60's or 70's
                        All of these animals are tankeros!
                        This comes from a misread sign sayind "Dangerous Animals" - and indeet they are tankeros
                        I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                        • #13
                          well, it's great to see markos has a sense of humor about him, but i believe his pacifist / appeasing personality is a bit light. if i were to make a t-shirt it would say something a bit more harsh. for example:

                          if (question == "revelant" || question == "important" || question == "complex") { firaxian.Output("No Comment"); }
                          "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                          - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                          • #14
                            you'll soon see that other people beyond me have a sense of humor too
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MarkG
                              you'll soon see that other people beyond me have a sense of humor too
                              i'm a bit afraid... what precisely do you mea...

                              ::macedonian guards drag uberkrux away::
                              "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                              - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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