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[MarkG]

one product for every need in the life of a typical civer

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[aaglo]

'No-comment long-sleeve T-shirt'?

Don't you have any imagination?

These are nice...

[MarkG]

Originally posted by aaglo
'No-comment long-sleeve T-shirt'?

Don't you have any imagination?

dont know, i asked for a settler slogan and i'm still waiting for something really good

so please find me a name for "long-sleeve T-shirts"

[aaglo]

Uh... the 'don't you have any imagination' part was for the long-sleeved T-shirt. It is just as funny as sleeveless T-shirt..

Hmmm, pullover? English is not my native language, so my guess is not even a guess. It's propably only a bad joke.

[Stefu]

All of these animals are tankeros!

[MarkG]

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[moomin]

Mark, I really can't justify spending on T-shirts, seeing how I've got a hundered or so unused ones from the last trade-show season, but if you'd ever consider adding official appolyton lingerie my gf's - current, future and possibly past - wouldn't ever have to worry 'bout running out of underware again.

"Have you comne here to admire my beauty?" hmm?

[MarkG]

how about something like this

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[moomin]

Hmm, I don't know... I'd like the garment itself to be more risqué and the caption to be less so. After all, buying intimate clothers for women is most often an attempt to ingratiate oneself with them, at least in my experience. That's an outfit for a nerdette, proclaming herself to be so, not a nice gift from a nerd boy like myself to the next hot prospect.

[MarkG]

well, our products were never targeted to girls
we'll have to come up with new slogans

how about "i want to settle in your bed" ???

[moomin]

Originally posted by MarkG
well, our products were never targeted to girls

That certainly makes sense, from a market segment perspective anyway. But are you telling me guys are actually buying that T-shirt as gifts for their gf? I have a hard time believing that... I mean, would you?

we'll have to come up with new slogans

how about "i want to settle in your bed" ???

Absolutely terrible

No, really. My ideal would be something that's both cute, has some clear - but not too explicit! - sexual innuendo and strokes independent femininity the right way. That artist-with-no-name-but formarly-called-Apolyton-entity's T-shirt on his video models; "All this and brains too!" always struck me as Just Right in that respect. Coming up with someting similiar in Civspeak is a though cookie, but it should be possible to figure something out.

Rummaging thru' my own closet I find all those boring SUN, M$, Merck and Deloitte&Touch T-shirts, but there are some gems as well. Here's a favorite from an ex-employee stall trying to make fun out of a real stinker: "Arthur Andersen - not a shread of evidence". Hoo Hoo!

[aaglo]

Originally posted by Stefu and originally said by Ahti Karjalainen on a trip to Africa in the 60's or 70's
All of these animals are tankeros!

This comes from a misread sign sayind "Dangerous Animals" - and indeet they are tankeros

[Inverse Icarus]

well, it's great to see markos has a sense of humor about him, but i believe his pacifist / appeasing personality is a bit light. if i were to make a t-shirt it would say something a bit more harsh. for example:

if (question == "revelant" || question == "important" || question == "complex") { firaxian.Output("No Comment"); }

[MarkG]

you'll soon see that other people beyond me have a sense of humor too

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by MarkG
you'll soon see that other people beyond me have a sense of humor too

i'm a bit afraid... what precisely do you mea...

::macedonian guards drag uberkrux away::