You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when..

[Immortal Wombat]

Tuesday? Bah. I have no exams until the Monday after that
12 'Poly hours a day

[Mr. President]

I still have a week and a bit until exams. Between Apolyton and the World Cup, I'm dead.

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by aaglo
... you ignore your boss's threats to cancel your internet connection at work, and keep on posting these freakin' threads...

TELL IT, BROTHA!!!

[Kassiopeia]

... you have trouble at other forums with their respective codes (I always bold in other forums with < b > altough it doesn't work there) and use Apolyton smiley codes there. Many forums could use a : cute : smiley.

... you keep writing smiley codes that won't work in chat ( : angry : , : eek : etc.), and when you read them, you see the smiley ( ), not the code (like reading the code of the Matrix and seeing what's going on, )

[Scouse Gits]

You find yourself writing :evilgrin: in inter-office memos

SG[1]

[Skanky Burns]

You use your online name for testing purposes in software development. And then do the final presentation of your software logged in as Skanky Burns, which of course is written in huge letters on the screen.

[-Jrabbit]

Originally posted by Tuberski
When you look forward to going to work, so that you can get a fast connection to Apolyton.

Hit the nail on the head with that one, Tuberski!

Also...
...when it starts cutting into your golf time.

[-Jrabbit]

...when you decide to skip the new Statistics thread in Community for a couple days and still read through the 13 pages of posts that were spontaneously generated.

...when you resolve to spend a little more time here so it will never happen again.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
...when you decide to skip the new Statistics thread in Community for a couple days and still read through the 13 pages of posts that were spontaneously generated.

Skipping threads means you don't have enough time at Apolyton.

[ColdWizard]

...you stop posting for a week and wonder if people will still remember you after such a long absence

[Mr. President]

You try to figure out what other users sound like based on the way they write.

You try to figure out what other users look like based on their avatar.

[Kassiopeia]

...when your girlfriend tells you of the singer James, and the first thing you think of is Sagacious Dolphin (who promotes him whenever possible, at least IMHO).

originally posted by ColdWizard
..you stop posting for a week and wonder if people will still remember you after such a long absence

I actually remembered you for a brief moment, mainly because I read a thread you had written in and you have my name in your sig.

[Dauphin]

James is the band, Tim Booth is the ex-lead singer.

[Mr. President]

When you dream about Apolyton.

[Kassiopeia]

James is the band, Tim Booth is the ex-lead singer.

Uh oh. She was definitely talking of the singer James. Someones in trouble now....