You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when..

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Deornwulf
Your major goal in life is to increase in rank without putting up mindless posts such as drivel about you know when you spend too much time on Apolyton.........whoops

Of course I still have about 370 POSTS to go for my custom avatar!

[Andemagne]

..... when you meet a fellow apolytoner in a dream

[ColdWizard]

... you'd like to use the quick reply, but you habitually use the post reply button instead

... you've given up gaming to concentrate on posting

... you use quick reply exclusively because you've long since memorized all the vB and smilie codes

... you're working on "A Complete List of Typographical and Grammatical Errors on Apolyton (version 4.6.1)", which you've done all by yourself, to send to MarkG and DanQ

[Shadowstrike]

Chowlett, that almost happened to me once... hehe.... Luckily I asked for a spare copy in advance, just in case I would make that error.

[Mr. President]

Originally posted by Deornwulf
Your major goal in life is to increase in rank without putting up mindless posts such as drivel about you know when you spend too much time on Apolyton.........whoops

Yes! I have a neat custom avatar lined up that I can't wait to use! Still a long way off for me, though.

[Grrr]

Same here.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Andemagne
..... when you meet a fellow apolytoner in a dream

Many have met fellow Apolytoners in real life. What's worse......

[Andemagne]

Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Many have met fellow Apolytoners in real life. What's worse......

nää! I think meeting fellow abolytoners in a dream is worse.
in real life you can choose do you meet then or not, but not
in a dream.

[Grrr]

Yeah you can control yuor dream. Get someone to throw a glass of water over your face when you show extreme pleasure whilst asleep

[Andemagne]

..you use two browsers at the same time to surf Apolyton.

[Skanky Burns]

...you discover the down arrows on the start bar, purely by opening *many* different threads on Apolyton all at the same time...

[steelehc]

You can remember the entirety of this one single thread, which has been active for almost 3 months.

Steele

[Grrr]

You are surfing apolyton 500km from home

[Zealot]

You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when..

...Apolyton goes down and then you realise that everything else in the Internet is boring and dull.

...you get over 100 Private Messages each year.

...you [try to] use Apolyton's smilies' vBB code in other forums.

...something inside you make yourself to have the will to keep posting, despite having a custom avatar already!

...you get a fellow Apolytoner that is willing to use his own car, with his own fuel, to visit you in your own house, to give you a free CD with Civ 3 before it's released in your country, all free of charge!

[Locutus]

Re: You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when..

Originally posted by Zealot
...you get over 100 Private Messages each year.

I probably get 100 Private Messages every 3-4 months (and that's just incoming PMs, it's twice that much if outgoing also counts)

...you [try to] use Apolyton's smilies' vBB code in other forums.

How about ICQ, email and chat? I even put them in a Word document for my uni once